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Lagos, France
Joined December 2022
Cute couple taking me home bought roasted corn for me
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but sha, i lowkey needed the character development i’ve gotten over the past year bc i can only imagine how naive i’d still be if i hadn’t seen all this shege.
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Budget released to the ministry of health in 2026 -• N36million Budget released to the Chief of staff for ‘Ebola’ -• N10bn Lmaoo! May the lives of everyone supporting this government become the way they are running this country. Amen🙏🏽
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One more week
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Bought parfait today #QuietLuxury
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Lying butt baked in bed with a rechargeable fan because BOLA AHMED TINUBU decided to ruin the country and now there’s a heatwave and FG isn’t talking about it.
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Nigeria has went from 90 to 181 on the passport index and lost visa free access to 20 countries.. as in, the only countries below us are WAR TORN nations yet there hasn’t been a declared war since 1970… yet your focuses are birkins and bugattis lmao go and vote January 16th
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After all I've been through the universe owes me a handsome darksinned bisexual boy
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Mosquito is literally eating me alive
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I thank God my sister is my sister and not my friend
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Im sure even all back is tired of me
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They put a dangote IPO add in your ass if youre not careful
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20 in 4 months and I never experienced teenage love
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the heatwave is serious wtf
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being a cinephile outside of the US
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Life may be beating me blue and black, I may be broke but at least I’m not being forced to go to church this morning
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i miss “us” book flight dey go us na, wetin be my own?
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i can’t go drinking with people because what if The Truth™️ comes out
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My ultimate sexual fantasy? Hmm…probably a clean home…a gym nearby…walkable city…a themed dinner party with my friends every month…a stable job
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If not for carpenter I would have spent this week talking to no one but myself
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