hi my brain is huge. i wont go outside but what if i had an inflatable mattress and i layed on it outside
i hate how adult costumes are just horny mchornballs or sexy sexy girl or genuinely scary. i hand out candy to trick or treaters i cant be sexy sexy girl or scary. i want to be smthn kids will recognize. give me an adult sized minecraft diamond armor costume u losers.
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McDonald’s x Pokemon toys appear to be mini happy meal buckets, you will get these in addition to 2-card packs.
i’d like to learn to style my curls because i just let them airdry and then i look like hurley from lost. the dreaded triangle. i desperately need a haircut with layers (its been years) but i also wonder if theres like a simple curl defining cream i can use.
i have a black out curtain pulled down as far as possible to still be able to use my windowbox ac and my cat wanted to see the birds
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I found a makeup book in goodwill that has a page with christina ricci dressed up as little miss no name, how have i never seen this anywhere before
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Middle Earth is too damn big for this exact situation not to have happened at least once
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i got that shit onnn #rich
















































