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epstein

@epstein

cleaning this out

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why must there even be a ted lasso discourse why can't we just enjoy a television show this website has broken all of our brains
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@pugson7 Jul 2021
spotify went from amazing to overwhelming extremely quickly the past few years
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The “keep [city] weird” people need to learn that donuts and IPAs aren’t weird
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I hit my 1 year mark at Datadog last week and today we’re releasing the project I’ve been working on this whole time: datadoghq.com/blog/datadog-d… This has been the most complicated, highest polish feature I’ve worked on anywhere. Plus my first time at a bigger company. Some lessons.
Create powerful data visualizations with the new Datadog dashboards experience | Datadog

Create powerful data visualizations with the new Datadog dashboards experience | Datadog

Learn how the new dashboard layout enables you to visualize and correlate your monitoring data with intuitive editing tools.

datadoghq.com
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Four years of Maggie Haberman reporting office gossip and the Times wants you to think this is a negative quality in a president
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When will middle school results be released @NYCMayor @DOEChancellor ? They've already been released accidentally. Let's release them for real this time!
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#WandaVision Inspiration, setup, and payoff. :)
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waking up like
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Ari Levy@levynews6 Jan 2021
Has Fox called Arizona yet?
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Jenil@GeekGogari8 Oct 2020
📊 Want to add a graph in your design? 🚀 We just released Datadog Viz Kit — a design resource on @figmadesign: figma.com/community/file/896…
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I wish we could have our memories wiped so they can announce it again tonight
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Trump really paid less in taxes than most Wheel of Fortune contestants spend on vowels
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i needed another reason not to go to indiana
Eater (@Eater) profile pictureEater@Eater23 Sep 2020
Indiana restaurants and bars get green light to open at full capacity eater.com/2020/9/23/21453224…
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Neil Wehrle@neilw3 Sep 2020
Who said New York is over??!!
THE ONE ABOVE ALL (@MRCRUZX1) profile pictureTHE ONE ABOVE ALL@MRCRUZX12 Sep 2020
This might be the most New York shit I’ve ever seen...down to the hit out of no where lol xitter.gq/rahm3sh/status/1259681…
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Chills every time.
Mikayel Myers (@mizzymicole) profile pictureMikayel Myers@mizzymicole29 Aug 2020
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because it is funny
Ari Fleischer (@AriFleischer) profile pictureAri Fleischer
@AriFleischer28 Aug 2020
Doing this to an elderly couple, simply because they attended President Trump’s speech. Why?
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hope y’all are happy you broke Jim Gaffigan
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Unbelievable
Complex Sports (@ComplexSports) profile pictureComplex Sports
@ComplexSports27 Aug 2020
The Mets and Marlins took the field, had a 42-second moment of silence, and then walked off. The only thing left on the field: a Black Lives Matter shirt.
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lol I can't even find a babysitter
Will Sommer (@willsommer) profile pictureWill Sommer
@willsommer25 Aug 2020
Exclusive: An RNC speaker set to appear tonight urged her supporters to research an anti-Semitic conspiracy theory about a global Jewish plot to enslave the "goyim." thedailybeast.com/rnc-speake…
RNC Speaker Cancelled After Boosting QAnon Conspiracy Theory About Jewish Plot to Enslave the World

RNC Speaker Cancelled After Boosting QAnon Conspiracy Theory About Jewish Plot to Enslave the World

Mary Ann Mendoza, an “angel mom,” was set to speak on Tuesday night. But then she took to Twitter to encourage followers to read a thread about the Rothschilds.

thedailybeast.com
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"Sir, Timecop is currently airing on Starz." xitter.gq/weijia/status/12929421…
Weijia Jiang (@weijia) profile pictureWeijia Jiang
@weijia10 Aug 2020
BREAKING: Secret Service just delivered the President a message that prompted him to cut his press briefing and immediately leave.
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