fake it til we make it • chelsea’s sister • closet writer • prosciutto lover • canadian wrestler • scorpio • hilarious • serial pinner (as coined by @anamarea)
Calgary, Alberta
Joined October 2017
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ellise (a pathetic ghost) retweeted
“Hint of Lime” is an astonishingly dishonest name for a tortilla chip that tastes like it was manufactured during an industrial accident at a lime processing facility
ellise (a pathetic ghost) retweeted
i have a theory that a lot of high intelligence individuals perform better with less sleep because they're generally very neurotic and a lack of sleep helps them enter a delusional state that gives them the positive attitude they need to take advantage of their abilities
im so bad at having a birthday bc it always sneaks up on me and im never ready with wishes or plans or anything. i wish it was something i could postpone
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