× young comic × jiu-jitsu player × filthy casual ×
no way in hell I'll die here
Joined May 2012
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Come watch 6.5 white guys talk about their wieners at an @innerdemonscomedy show, Monday 9/12 @packsandpintsnv @ Packs & Pints instagram.com/p/CiOzA_pOEcH/…
Eric D. Swalm retweeted
Put yourself in a position where you are entirely undistracted.
You will understand that the problem wasn't lack of time, but lack of focus.
Deeper concentration, better results.
If you're not smiling during a game, you're not playing right. instagram.com/p/CaSNWTnJa9F/…
First @deadringer_reno show of the year this Thursday night. Come hang out and shake off last year's bullshit with some hilarious comics! I'll be there too... 😅 @ Dead Ringer Analog Bar instagram.com/p/CYRgaEflc0n/…
I keep seeing ads offering to test me for undiagnosed ADHD. I don't necessarily want to be labeled with a disability, but I do want to receive Adderall through the mail.
Fun show last, I think we sold out...? They had to bring in more chairs.
If you want make the staff bring in more chairs to the next comedy show you go to, come see these funny people wherever they're performing. instagram.com/p/CVbrZ7_pvkL/…
Texas loophole weed is fun. I'm not sure if I'm stoned, but I'm definitely getting that feeling that everyone at the Buc-ee's thinks I'm high.
Eric D. Swalm retweeted
It’s hard to eat healthy these days xitter.gq/seethebest_/status/139…