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A small taste of what it's like "outside". Anything not tethered will float away! #spacewalk #SpaceVine vine.co/v/O3iJbVLtVqW
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Hey hackers stop taking away my entertainment and make my debt go away. #priorities #xboxlivedown #theinterview #unproductive #thankyou
Rest in peace mystery skunk. I know it seemed 100% intentional, but I PROMISE it was an accident #roadkill #brainfarts
I gave tours at a zoo. the worst part was an African Serval marked me as his friend by spraying me in the pants EVERYDAY #WORSTSUMMERJOB
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eric waltman retweeted
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. ~ Will Rogers
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Did I just hear the oklahoma state song at the end of the #Oscars2014
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I just blew a bunch of fish taco out my nose. I still haven't gotten this eating thing down.
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♬ All I want for Christmas / is that naked painting behind Scatman Crothers' bed in The Shining ♬
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK #BreakingBad
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eric waltman retweeted
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"Robert Downey Jr. really tickles my tummy" -@tweetythomay
I'm already terrified when I'm alone in the children's theatre at 2am. Earthquakes don't help this.