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I do cybersecurity assessments, digital forensics and incident response for critical infrastructure. ID: He/him. Opinions: Mine. Puns: Infectious.

Seattle, WA
Joined April 2007
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Oh no democracy oh no
unhinged quote yesterday in chicago magazine
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Replying to @apocrobot
@apocrobot on a scale of "get in the robot, shinji" to "sync level 100%" how excited are you for armored core 6
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@Harkaway popping up in unusual places
Titanium Noir review: Gripping, philosophical science fiction newscientist.com/article/mg2…
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This noise sensitivity gets worse with age, too. It’s hellish.
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@Harkaway Sorry to be a bother - thought I'd mention that I tried to send a message through the submission box on your website, but nothing happens when I click 'send' so I suspect messages may not be getting through.
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do NOT want
Chrome will start *doing stuff* to your permanently open tabs, thanks to its new "Memory Saver" feature. The good news is that you can control it. trib.al/ttYmAao
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Green up pointing triangles are sharp enough to cut jobs, apparently. What happens if you use blue ones?
3M green up pointing triangle is cutting about 2,500 global manufacturing jobs as demand for its products rapidly softened toward the end of the year on.wsj.com/3XyOlKd
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No, I’m pretty sure his heir is @Harkaway :V
Even before John le Carré died, about two years ago, people had started calling Mick Herron his heir. But in crafting his characters, Herron draws as much from P. G. Wodehouse as from le Carré. nyer.cm/U5probP
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Not far from where I was born. Some researchers speculate that I am actually a chunk of irradiated blubber that remained in orbit for some years after the detonation, then fell to earth and was mistaken for a particularly hideous baby.
#OTD in 1970, the Oregon Highway Division consulted with the U.S. Navy and decided the best way to dispose of a whale carcass was to blow it up with a 1/2 ton of dynamite. The explosion caused blubber to rain down on spectators for over a 1/4 of a mile. The TV segment is classic.
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Fascinating timing.
Here's what's going on at Twitter right now: It's a nightmare. Employees are sounding the alarm about how it could make getting reliable information on this site during Tuesday's elections impossible.
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That's not what the letter says and not what its intent was. it's meant to shore up the left flanks of dem voting by generating some 'dems support negotiations' headlines that presumably will push some people on the fence who were worried about escalation to decide to vote.
The progressive left is aligned with the populist right. Now what?
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In an ironic twist, if you actually read the letter, it doesn't qualify as even a strongly worded statement and the line 'support negotiations in addition to all of the military assistance' is one helluva clause to add onto supporting negotiations
As a security professional, I think this is an incredibly bad idea - it would only enable abuses of power. Also, the ID dataset itself would be an attractive nuisance wrt foreign threat actors.
So far I’ve blocked a dozen fake abusive accounts with fewer than 18 followers this morning. It’s time we ended online anonymity.
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STEEL FRAME was exceptional in manifold ways - a surprisingly introspective and humanist novel about giant robot carrier flight deck operations. I am practically beside myself with excitement about the sequel.
So, I got some news The follow up to my debut novel STEEL FRAME, is coming soon. ORIGIN COMPLEX The record of the final voyage of the dreadnought Demiurge, tale of the bleak tides that swallowed it whole. More deets on the way/Cover by the excellent @JoshuaAKaiser
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From 2004 to 2009, Koonin was employed by BP as the oil and gas company’s Chief Scientist.
From @WSJopinion: Don’t believe the hype about Antarctica’s melting glaciers, writes Steven Koonin. Two studies carefully explore the factors at play, but the headlines are only meant to raise alarm. on.wsj.com/3xCMNnD
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Kind of a big deal for anyone who fights ransomware for a living!
New info that might help explain why Pertsev was arrested: Tornado Cash developer worked for Russian-FSB linked company | Fortune fortune.com/2022/08/25/torna…
How about a pivot back to text why not
Analysis: “The collapse of CNN+ raises interesting questions about the market for various news products.” wapo.st/3k11v0g
I'll be on this panel to explain what Dragos and Mandiant have uncovered about the sophisticated new PIPEDREAM/INCONTROLLER malware, and what the implications are for ICS/OT environments. Join us!
The Federal Government is warning of a new threat to Operational Technology Environments that could cause major damage. The new malware is designed to disrupt or take control of devices. bit.ly/3rtoWUj #Malware #cybersecurity #criticalinsight
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Look at these ableist pricks
We are running a fun health program at @zerodha. Anyone on our team with BMI <25 gets half a month's salary as bonus. The avg BMI of our team is 25.3 & if we can get to <24 by Aug, everyone gets another ½ month as a bonus. It'd be fun to compete with other companies 😁 1/3
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:thread:
1) Let me tell you a crazy story. It's consumed 2 years of my life. As COVID-19 shut down the world in April 2020, I decided to follow the money. I began with a call to a no-name federal contractor who’d somehow landed a $35M deal for masks. Hours later, I’m on a private jet …