heatseeker
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Joined April 2012
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Elizabeth ππ»π retweeted
My homeboy and his longtime girlfriend broke up and I keep telling him to go get his family back since they had a dog together. You gon let another man raise your pup?! π
Elizabeth ππ»π retweeted
Iβm hard on parents because I donβt believe in accidentally becoming a parent thatβs not a real thing. You choose to become a parent so stop sucking at it. Those kids didnβt ask you to have them and they donβt deserve to be failed by you. Loser.
Elizabeth ππ»π retweeted
Noah Wyle says he was 9 years old when Eddie Murphy told him to "f*ck off," so now he always signs autographs for kids.
βI met Eddie once when I was a kid. I asked him for his autograph, and I said, βI really like you on βSNL.β And he goes, βWhat are you doing up that late?β And I said, βCan I have your autograph?β He goes, βF*ck off, man.' I always sign an autograph. Whenever a 9-year-old needs an autograph from me, I sign that so fast... last year for my birthday, my daughter didnβt know what to get me. My 10-year-old daughter printed up a picture of Eddie Murphy and then wrote on it, βDear Noah, youβre a great kid, Eddie Murphy.β" (via Good Hang)
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Elizabeth ππ»π retweeted
addressing xenophobia in the diaspora β "diaspora wars".
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I was floating at the William Morris Agency kids division when Obama was elected. Then my roommate and I went to the sex shop (hi, Pleasure Chest!) and cheered with people there.
