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i'm autistic and the only food i can eat is your ass bro it’s a medical condition please help me
I never usually dress up for halloween because it be my birthday weekend. like I wanna be my hot sexy self, not a character!
I have everything i’ve ever wanted. i’m hot, successful, alcohol free & genuinely happy. only thing I’m missing is some thicc fine shyt.
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By 12/31/2027 I’ll have someone to:
- Cook for
- Take trips with
- Buy flowers & random gifts for
- Give foot rubs
- Have tough conversations with
my favorite thing is to be underestimated. I come from the school of I will show you better than I can tell you!!!!!
















