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Eve Forward

@eveforward

Naturalist, novelist (Villains By Necessity, Animist, The Turning City, The Trashscarf Tales) INFP-T. She/her. Discordian. River otter.

 Island County, WA
Joined November 2008
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Like it here. Warm fire, Scratch reminds me of big brother. Owlbaby's getting big. #BaldursGate3
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my computer is gonna explode if i keep drawing in this file so please enjoy #BaldursGate3Fanart that i may render more at a later date!!! 🎷
Illustration: Big cast picture of Baldurs Gate 3 characters.

ALT Illustration: Big cast picture of Baldurs Gate 3 characters.

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Otters having a waterside rest
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The estimable @DrNerdLove asked about the potoo version, so now I inflict a terrible follow-up scribble upon you all. The other plague doctors don’t like to talk about him.
Horrible doodle of a potoo-based plague doctor with stick figure arms, which the artist will deny on her deathbed.

ALT Horrible doodle of a potoo-based plague doctor with stick figure arms, which the artist will deny on her deathbed.

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Roland Barthes on the true utility of the so-called junk drawer: β€œto ease, to acclimate the death of objects by causing them to pass through a sort of pious site, a dusty chapel where, in the guise of keeping them alive, we allow them a decent interval of dim agony.”
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Eve Forward@eveforward12 Jun 2023
One of my oldest bros who knew me when 'logging on' meant 'turning the computer around in the windowsill'
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9711: Dwarves have unfulfillable needs
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1313: Tantruming dwarf "enjoyed starting a fist fight" after using weapon to kill someone
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"The three guilds have united against you" is the type of shit you hear before you get sealed away in a fucking crystal
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10736: Human Poet shows on Pets/Livestock while meditating
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This is all thanks to @t3chman and the @Tahoma1895 server 🀠🐴
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@catsuka10 May 2023
"Nimona" animated movie will be released in June on Netflix. collider.com/nimona-release-…
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@catsuka4 Jan 2023
New picture of "Nimona" animated movie, saved by Netflix after Blue Sky shutdown. Directed by Nick Bruno & Troy Quane, and coming this year. instagram.com/p/CnAQL1iuzn0/
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5856: Secretive blacksmith is demanding wagon 'bones'
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darqui123@darqui12330 Apr 2023
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Actually, there was this rather famous example created before even the original ChatGPT was out (couldn’t find the original tweet, but it was made on GPT3 playground and it’s genuinely hilarious)
write me a 4chan greentext >be me >bottomless pit supervisor >in charge of making sure the bottomless pit is, in fact, bottomless >occasionally have to go down there and check if the bottomless pit is still bottomless >one day i go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless >the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit >distress.jpg >ask my boss what to do >he says "just make it bottomless again" >i say "how" >he says "i don't know, you're the supervisor" >rage.jpg >quit my job >become a regular pit supervisor >first day on the job, go to the new hole >its bottomless

ALT write me a 4chan greentext >be me >bottomless pit supervisor >in charge of making sure the bottomless pit is, in fact, bottomless >occasionally have to go down there and check if the bottomless pit is still bottomless >one day i go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless >the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit >distress.jpg >ask my boss what to do >he says "just make it bottomless again" >i say "how" >he says "i don't know, you're the supervisor" >rage.jpg >quit my job >become a regular pit supervisor >first day on the job, go to the new hole >its bottomless

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Maybe it's better this never got made I would have been so incredibly obsessed with it that it would have ruined my life
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I can't stop watching this πŸŽ₯: @rikunow
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elno morks greatest act of charity is donating his whole life to showing that wealthy people are not inherently smarter or more skilled
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Being stuck in a skull is also my problem
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There's a lot wrong with the world but at least I still live in a golden age where I can have live roaches overnighted to me
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I could actually try and figure out how the physical layout of this scene works, and then write it, or I could argue with the sort of twenty-year-old leftist who thinks we're all obligated to chat with strangers.
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