it took me a month to read the great gatsby but i can read a 100k word gay fanfic in half a week

yall are gonna murder me for this but i have a cross necklace that i love to wear around absrdity.straw.page

no im only like 1/4 italian lul absrdity.straw.page

mew :3 absrdity.straw.page

what do you guys imagine me looking like

we should bring back spleef #justiceforspleef

would yall rather get 1 trillion dollars (no strings attached) or untreatable stage 4 cancer

heyyyy send me stuff on my strawpage

hmmmm do i get bangs or a blowout taper

i may be cocky but its better to be a cock than a pussy

this is the correct(tm) opinion trust