all that I needed was your reflection of me, you said I was someone - it's a lie I believe
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What is going on over there? Every time I try to talk to support, it's a nightmare. These employees just do not understand banking and what they are doing at all, it's like talking to someone who works somewhere else. I get a Google search result & then I'm stonewalled
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I love this new style of tweet where they ask grok to answer some bigoted, leading question with the context stripped and then grok gives a humiliating answer that is so far over their heads that they leave it up as if it had agreed with them. It's almost like intentional humor.
Not that you needed another reason to dislike this turd, but fucking Bono KILLED DOLLY
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I saw Duncan Sheik open up for Aimee Mann in DC, years ago. It was an intimate show and they both got fairly drunk on stage and played together for quite a bit of the show. It was snowing, inches on the ground. I had to walk for a mile just to get a cab home. It was beautiful
Does anybody else get really bummed out reading about art heists in other countries? We could be doing such elevated crimes here in America but no it's all bullying trans people & stealing millions of dollars. Obviously we've become a sad parody, but I really miss cool crimes.
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βHowβs this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two.β
βWhat if we want a free Palestine, Murray?β
βI reckon youβll get lots of things for free when youβre proper rockstars. This might be your ticket.β
This news moment has been a double last straw, both for people who originally liked Macklemore but then got mad at him - who now like him again; and also for people who originally wrote off Ed Sheeran but then felt he earned his place as an artist - but now are mad b/c no spine.
So, have you been wondering how to convince the government of a third world country that you possess hundreds of millions of dollars worth of military equipment when you only have hundreds in the bank? Worry not, friend...
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You can thank me later!
How is it possible, this far into 9/11 aftermath paranoia, that not one company in all this time has produced a device which can restrain a person in an airplane seat? Couldn't you just have a big sleeve corset-like thing that slips right over the person & seat and then cinches?
Man I've got to get on that Captain Ibrahim Traore of Burkina Faso social media street team, they are everywhere. How much has this guy spent on this Burkina Faso is wakanda campaign? I just clicked a hashtag in one and found well over a hundred videos from this morning alone
So I just learned about pro-life camp, it's like gay conversion camp, except for teenagers that have expressed an interest in supporting family planning & abortion. There's literally nothing they won't package as a militant brainwashing program for children.
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Like people say βKobeβ before shooting a basketball, I like to say βHemmingwayβ before getting hammered and depressed
I've got a question for anyone who uses the Xbox game pass service - does it seem believable to you that 96% of game pass users play for two days or less per month, as MS has claimed? Game pass now only includes 2 days of gaming per month, and they say less than 4% are affected.
This is literally going to end gaming for me. I am disabled and unemployed and games are all I have. From what I can tell, I play probably 200+ hours a month, and regardless I could never play while counting minutes. I pause and look things up, take breaks, no multiplayer games.