@evilbeerman

CEO OF BUTT EATING

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Joined March 2024
EVILBEERMAN 🚬 retweeted
Eating paper for fun like I'm a fucking paper shredder
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Upon request I’ve changed my pfp to this because it fits my vibe better. Which I agree but you can’t tell me that image of Kingsley with a gun in his mouth isn’t fucking hilarious
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Japanese lasagna goes hard
Haven’t cooked in an age but sushi bake sounds good as fuck
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UGGGGGHGH BORIS LADY SO FINE UGGGGGGGHGGG
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My arm pussies are wet
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Killing myself the second I’m 39.
Taco Bell has confirmed Mountain Dew Baja Blast is staying for another 11 years
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Haven’t cooked in an age but sushi bake sounds good as fuck
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I would blow her head smoove off if they let me.
DOWNLOADED THE NEW CYBERPUNK UPDATE LET'S GOOOOOO
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Guys you can just fucking lie on here no one will know. This shit’s fun.
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I’m at 700 followers because of a joke about jacking off jesus fucking Christ
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I like to put a straw up to the hole so I can get more in my mouth
who is actually drinking squirt
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EVILBEERMAN 🚬 retweeted
Replying to @evilbeerman
me and my buddies used to catch lepers with a big net and cure them miraculously like jesus for worldstar
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EVILBEERMAN 🚬 retweeted
Saying this and then killing less characters than in season one is #beastmode
'Cyberpunk: Edgerunners' Creator warns fans to not get too attached to characters in Season 2. (via: @HYPEBEAST)
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I’m so glad I gave this game a shot it’s literally my favorite fucking series ever now
Cyberpunk 2077's Steam reviews have hit "Overwhelmingly positive" status once again, with 95% positive reviews over the last 30 days. Cyberpunk has gone far beyond redeeming just itself and absolutely deserves to be hailed as one of the best games ever made. CDPR has nailed it.
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I don’t even know what the fuck that says I just think this gif is hilarious
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“Dude let’s hangout after work” Man fuck you im jerking off and going to bed
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AAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YERRRRRRRRRREEERREEEEEEEEE
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I need you to fucking kill me
Red might be my color. ❤️
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EVILBEERMAN 🚬 retweeted
I caught a cold. Goodbye cruel world.
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Used to listen album all the fucking time with my dad on car rides. Happy I got it on vinyl
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