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portifloyd

@evildeadasss

~ ash williams loremaster, horror enjoyer, laser floyd and guitar smashing enthusiast, ape uprising historian ~

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Joined April 2018
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“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” well i asked ash williams and he said that book is bound in human flesh and inked in blood
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Elyse (@delysium2003) profile pictureElyse@delysium2003Nov 5
The way the penis enters the vagina is almost sexual in nature
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lana@4lifeevanpetersNov 6
jessica lange saying the ahs actors used to have to drive themselves home from set just makes these pictures a thousand times funnier😭😭😭
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I LOVE IMMIGRANTS I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE I LOVE WOMEN I LOVE QUEER PEOPLE I LOVE TRANS PEOPLE I LOVE DISABLED PEOPLE I LOVE PEOPLE OF ALL RACES AND ETHNICITIES I LOVE PALESTINIANS I LOVE YOU ALL HAVE A GOOD DAY/NIGHT
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john@john_wilddogNov 4
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i need him SO BAD BARK BARK BARK
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I could watch these gifs for days
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his dapper ass
Chainsaw Ash (☥𝐃𝐁) (@AshySlasheeDB) profile pictureChainsaw Ash (☥𝐃𝐁)
@AshySlasheeDBOct 19
Bruce Campbell at the Premiere of Evil Dead 2.
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anyone else ever deal with homophobic neighbors and have any advice? we’re literally being harassed and watched almost every day by the people next door to us. we’ve had to call the cops twice on them and only lived here less than two months. any advice would be appreciated! <3
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Army of Darkness (1992)
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Crying@mistytatesOct 18
i loved their ending so muchhh, the development between these two UGH
▴ cas ✿ rw yjs! (@lxftwings) profile picture▴ cas ✿ rw yjs!@lxftwingsOct 18
the one time jessica and evan are mother and son in asylum 🥺
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Image from Lo the B movie enthusiast 🧜🏾‍♀️ (@nerdymermaid101)
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love how he’s known for screaming but he actually talks in whispers
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most normal guy in this show, btw
nathan 🪏 (@nathanrobii) profile picturenathan 🪏@nathanrobiiOct 17
thats ken cosgrove
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nathan 🪏@nathanrobiiOct 17
thats ken cosgrove
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this gif being 3 hours long
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this poster fucks me up he did NOT have all that
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simon 🌊🦕 (@dinogummysaur) profile picturesimon 🌊🦕@dinogummysaurOct 16
im not an art expert but how did the Mona Lisa get more fame than this
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diØr ❤︎︎@KMPRKILLZOct 16
i’m his tightest fan
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“i miss the good old days when we had cartoons that weren’t infected with all this gay woke propaganda like looney tunes” looney tunes:
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it’s giving
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1986 News (40yearsago.bsky.social) (@40yearsagonews) profile picture1986 News (40yearsago.bsky.social)
@40yearsagonewsOct 14
Ringo Starr appeared live on Children’s ITV to discuss the second series of Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends.
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Soulja Boy (@souljaboy) profile pictureSoulja Boy
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this.. right here.. is my... dick.
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