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Oakland/San Francisco
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Ariel Dovas parody retweeted
🔔#Earthquake (#sismo) M3.1 occurred 15 mi E of San Francisco (#California) 4 min ago (local time 08:34:26). More info at:
📱emsc-csem.org/service/applic…
🌐m.emsc.eu/?id=1202419
🖥emsc-csem.org/Earthquake/ear… – at Oakland, CA
Ariel Dovas parody retweeted
Nice capture of Noctilucent Clouds this morning.
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Ariel Dovas parody retweeted
Still nothing. I texted @bariweiss last night, asking for comment. She has yet to reply.
So far, nothing from @bariweiss or @mtaibbi on the banning of journalists from Twitter.
Ariel Dovas parody retweeted
I cannot understate how damning and wild and important this piece from @deenafaywinter is.
There are so many things that I have never heard before in here, and I got a PhD in #PFAS and am pretty plugged into the journalism on it.
Thread:
minnesotareformer.com/2022/1…
Ariel Dovas parody retweeted
10 years since Sandy Hook, and none of the deranged conspiracy theories about it have come to pass. No guns were taken away, no patriots were put in camps, and numerous lawsuits have proven the "official story" over and over. Meanwhile, kids just keep getting shot.
Ariel Dovas parody retweeted
MUSK: libs have the woke mind virus
NYT ...
MUSK: I'm literally urging you to vote Republican
NYT ...
MUSK: *high-fives every far right account on Twitter*
NYT: ...
MUSK: I support Ron DeSantis
NYT ...
MUSK: *reinstates a slew of Nazis*
NYT: It's unclear what he stands for
Ariel Dovas parody retweeted
While I respect your military service and sacrifice to our nation, you do not have a pass to mislead the public. As a re-elected member of congress, you know that office moves are solely handled by the Architect of the Capitol (AOC). You know I had nothing to do with this.
Today’s rescue mission: saving Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee’s American flag from the garbage can. @JacksonLeeTX18, anytime you’d like a lesson on flag etiquette, let me know. It’s one of the first things we’re taught in basic training.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Rep. Lee has addressed this claim in a thread. The Architect of the Capitol handles moves, not the individual offices.
twitter.com/jacksonleetx18…
aoc.gov/explore-capito…
Ariel Dovas parody retweeted
The House just passed an $858,000,000,000 defense bill and not a single person, nor the media, asked “how are we going to pay for it?”
When it’s time fund programs that help poor people, we hear that question from Dems, the GOP, & pundits in the corporate media.
Ariel Dovas parody retweeted
🚨 A meme lapping social media claims that an email shows Tucker Carlson thanking Hunter Biden for writing a letter to Georgetown University on behalf of Carlson's son, Buckley.
That claim is accurate. snopes.com/fact-check/tucker…
Ariel Dovas parody retweeted
Every conservative complaining about the conditions of Brittney Griner's release would petition to empty Guantanamo Bay if Curt Schilling got stuck in a Porta Potty. (Honestly, we should both close Guantanamo Bay and lock Curt Schilling in a Porta Potty.)
Ariel Dovas parody retweeted
🎶 San Francisco, open your Golden Gate
You'll let nobody wait outside your door 🎶
Join us on a crisp December morning as we sing to the hills, sip coffee with the creeks, wave through the fog, and bow to the bay!
Live radio, Thursday morning 7:30am, only on: @BFFdotFM ☕️📻
Ariel Dovas parody retweeted
Times have been tough in this Ohio town ever since the woke mob tanked the Tesla stock price. So when Matt Taibbi promised everyone they could see Hunter Biden’s penis, they finally had something to cheer about. But then Twitter became too glitchy to use.
Ariel Dovas parody retweeted
This should have a lot more retweets - it's a striking temperature record, even for a region known to be observing rapid warming from Arctic climate change.
Who turned up the thermostat? Utqiagvik saw its warmest day ever for the month of December, breaking a record of 34°F degrees set in 1932! This temperature is also the warmest day between Oct. 20th and April 22, passing 39°F set in November 1937. #akwx
Ariel Dovas parody retweeted
Certainly better than this dude’s guess:
Replying to @jonfavs
I’ve just switched from moderate D to moderate R, as I think many independent voters have done.
We will know the magnitude of this trend in November. I think it’s big.
Ariel Dovas parody retweeted
No one has “taken the lead” or “fallen behind.” The votes were all cast; now we’re just counting in no particular order.




























