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“I’m sorry, Senator, but counsel has advised me not to answer any further questions.”

Washington, DC
Joined December 2006
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin retweeted
I want a pirate radio situation but it’s the sny booth in the NY/NJ boundary waters calling playoff games from a decommissioned water taxi
If Gary Cohen was able to call that Alonso HR he would have lost it completely
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no one should lose their jobs to ai except for mlb umpires
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin retweeted
every tweet on my timeline right now: ITS OVER, GET HIM OUT OF HERE, WE’RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME and it’s about either: - Joe Biden - a Seattle Mariner position player
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin retweeted
many of america’s problems rn would be solved if the dems had one (1) kendrick lamar-tier hater
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin retweeted
you know times are tough when it’s easier celebrating caesar salad’s birthday than america’s birthday
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i know what i’m celebrating tomorrow
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Not single or taken but a secret third thing (I plan my life around sports)
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin retweeted
you simply cannot beat the overgrown brutalism look
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Joan Jett complaining about how the MASN app sucks while on the broadcast is hilarious
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i need them to come and do the men in black thing to me
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin retweeted
Flavor Flav is not only a Will Power fan, he’s an advocate for women’s athletics! He will be sponsoring the U.S. women’s water polo team for the Paris Olympics per @NBCOlympics
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin retweeted
June 24, 2007: The last Indy car race at Cleveland. After the race, Robin Miller had this legendary blooper while taping a segment for Speed. 🤣
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Happy 3rd anniversary to this tweet
Hold on hold on hold on. Her sister was a witch right? And what was her sister? A princess, the wicked witch of the east bro. You're gonna look at me and you're gonna tell me that I'm wrong? Am I wrong? She wore a crown and she came down in a bubble, Doug. Grow up bro, grow up.
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin retweeted
every cat is a god.
Replying to @JoyceCarolOates
Surely, you can't believe that gods exist.
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin retweeted
panthers need to get kendrick to game 7
Drake has placed a $500,000 bet on the Edmonton Oilers
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin retweeted
"we never used to have all these women in their 30s suddenly getting diagnosed with ADHD" listen, I wouldn't have even noticed I have ADHD if I lived in an era where my doctor could ask if I want to lose 5lbs and then hand me enough amphetamines to see the face of God
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Elle Cayabyab Gitlin retweeted
sometimes I see the grand plans of long lost civilizations, and wonder what the world would be like if they were ever implemented
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Joan Jett on @98Rock talking about how she always stays up for the end of the O’s games even if there’s a long rain delay because she can’t sleep until she knows the result. Truly a real one
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You know that the DC congestion pricing report had irrefutable evidence that a congestion pricing policy would turn DC into the best city in the world, but make Maryland car commuters irrationally very angry, and that’s why mayor Bowser is illegally refusing to release it
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