πšπš‘πš’πšœ πšžπšœπšŽπš› πšœπš‘πš˜πšžπš•πšπš—β€™πš πš‹πšŽ πšπš›πšžπšœπšπšŽπš πš πš’πšπš‘ πšπš πš’πšπšπšŽπš›. //πšœπšπšžπšπšŽπš—πš πš™πš‘πšŠπš›πš–πšŠπšŒπš’πšœπš // @chelsea

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Joined August 2022
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The CHINESE are the most sensitive people ever, wtf.
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I don beg all my mutuals to put me on and nobody turn up, it's fine πŸ’”πŸ₯²
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The biggest motivation, bro, is seeing your hard work pay off.
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At least una go dey baff now ~ El-nino
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When he asks for reasons why i love him but my chatgpt limit is up
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πšπš›. πšŽπšŸπš’ retweeted
Dating apps have turned meeting people into browsing a catalog. Someone can be attractive, funny and emotionally available, but one awkward photo is enough to make a stranger swipe left forever
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your Nigerian Mother told you this?πŸ˜‚
"If you put you tooth under your pillow in the night, the tooth fairy will take it and give you money" Omo my mama whine me o😭
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define big boys music.
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Clock ittt now πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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What makes this tweet even funnier is the pre-surgery Vinicius GIF😭
"I want my kids to be cute that's why I don't reply to your text. I hope you understand"πŸ’”
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Poor man opinion sounds no good in people's ears in family meeting
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πšπš›. πšŽπšŸπš’ retweeted
0% steeze, 0% drip, 100% composure. i just wan chop dawg.
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πšπš›. πšŽπšŸπš’ retweeted
When i know say women wicked na when i dey run wan corper and she said i should help her with 35k from my 77k that she doesn’t want to touch her own yetπŸ˜‚
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πšπš›. πšŽπšŸπš’ retweeted
All these operating systems go dey disturb my scrolling with ads😭
So none of una fit lodge me fok crase comot for my body?πŸ˜­πŸ™
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πšπš›. πšŽπšŸπš’ retweeted
i dey use one receipt buy fufu since last week from mama jacob
Every wise market woman knows that transfers are much better than cash, but they won’t agree because of the country we live in.
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πšπš›. πšŽπšŸπš’ retweeted
Nobody talks about how expensive it is to be the friend who always wants to go out. brunch, drinks, gas, and suddenly a simple saturday costs $170.
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πšπš›. πšŽπšŸπš’ retweeted
When are we going to agree that poor girls are causing environmental pollution?
When are we going to agree that broke men are the problem of this country?
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TikTok is about to regret this voice note feature 😭
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Girls ask why we lose interest mid-convo. We ask for a pic, and you send yourself wearing a long dress or just a face pic and expect us to chase. Wear something with cleavage, do a 360, take a mirror selfie, and send
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Some are not really okay, but it's okay. Nothing new, they learnt to live with it
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