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Automation specialist• automation in advance security• pen tester ⚙️🦠

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Joined September 2024
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3rd GIG since I started automation on February 2nd . I want to go back to class Anything im doing now will be for fun . It's funny how the first gig i got was from a client in Nairobi . I have over a thousand leads scraped sitting pretty in my sheet node . Till I come back !
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No be small “K” dey sup for comment section today 😂
If cultist tell you to leave babe for him, that your babe is his babe, you leave her. That she is your babe is irrelevant. Let her deal with him by herself. They don't teach this in school. It is street OT.
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It's momma's birthday 😛💗
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Oh na woman ..
take a loan of ₦194b from any bank lock everything in piggvest for 365 days receive ₦1.1m daily pay back your loan in ~4 months you still have your ₦194 billion and your ₦1.1m will keep coming daily for the next 8 months thats how to become a billionaire… nobody will tell you this but i will
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❤️💡💪🏆
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How to recover permanently data on windows
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You can , if you scam the dude that made it in 11 hours
Can you make 140k ($100) in naija in 11 hours 😭
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Trust me you still get luck , if you no get you no go see work at all
2021,Deity dey do giveaway for telegram,my telegram nor open even when i try login for my guy phone,same telegram open the next day Few months ago,i see work wey go pay me solid 60k weekly,my laptop stop dey work 2 days in,them sack me,na same laptop i take dey watch aot now
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You can , if you scam the dude that made it in 11 hours
Can you make 140k ($100) in naija in 11 hours 😭
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“thank you sir” 😂😂😂
VIDEO: The guy in the white shirt and green facing cap was campaigning for President Tinubu, but unfortunately, his campaign ended with a punch to the face.
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Tired but pushing ⚙️
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Life as an unemployed graduate
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once I buy my first car, it’s going to become my whole personality and I’m not even sorry.
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Face card🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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Kevin Mitnick
If you could choose one hacker to spend the next 12 months teaching you everything they knew, who would it be? 🤷‍♂️ 👇
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Never seen anything like this 😳🤯
A man suffering with Parkinson's disease tries marijuana for the first time and instantly relaxes
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for me; social engineering is still the most powerful technique to hack a system
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Sometimes I feel bad for Carlos.
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Word of the day 🙂
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… even trained soldiers dies in battle
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"Hi my name is Nathalia and I'll be your captain for today. We have a flight time of...." Me:
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