@exhaustdata

the shape of posts to come

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Joined May 2021
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Standing outside the paywall, talking shit
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On several recent occasions, strangers on here have felt compelled to call me a nerd, or a loser, and that’s fine. Both of those things are obviously true, but I’m so much more than that. What about all of my other faults and shortcomings? I have so much more to offer!
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Going to one of those Korean bbq places and saying “they’re doing this to me at work tomorrow” every time I put anything on the little grill
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Genuinely how did they do this?
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It’s been almost 5 years I want answers
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My parents gave me a copy of Catcher in the Rye for my 13th birthday and I stayed up all night reading it in a single sitting. The next morning when I was like “that was amazing he was speaking directly to me,” they said “you and 50 million other kids” which was very humbling
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Strange energy at the antique shop today
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I know I’m echoing the sentiments of many others here but this fucking sucks and couldn’t be more transparently retaliatory against a newly unionized workplace lunch.publishersmarketplace.…

Catapult Is Being Sold; Operations Will Wind Down On October 30 - Publishers Lunch

The Catapult Union has confirmed to PL that the publisher is being sold and operations will wind down on October 30. Formed in June, the union says the company “announced plans for a sale while the...

lunch.publishersmarketplace.com
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This could be an anti-authoritarian Godspeed You! Black Emperor song without changing a note
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I love being immune to propaganda
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Some of the campaign messaging here in Texas is making me truly insane. It’s like: “I’m a Republican running for office. My opponent is a SOCIALIST. Vote for me to protect the working class and keep your life affordable for each according to their needs.”
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Working on a cultural criticism piece where I’ve basically been given a sizable platform to throw a rock at a billion-dollar discourse machine, and it’s a good thing that I’m so confident and self-assured or this would be a little nerve racking
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I had enjoyed AK Blakemore’s first two books but Doom Painting is a noticeable step up from both of them, as well as a stake through the heart of every think piece about millennial writers. Believe every shred and speck of hype that you see. It’s colossal.
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My riff on Georges Perec’s “An Attempt at Exhausting a Place in Paris,” as narrated by a Flock Camera.
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Fascist country…..
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I wish I could’ve voted for Ralph Nader
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My sister has never watched even a second of any of Nathan Fielder’s projects, but this afternoon she somehow ended up at a screening of You Can See Everything where he did a Q&A with the audience. When she left the theater after 5 hours all she could say was “I feel insane”
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She has characterized Nathan as “a good listener, in a mean way”
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The famous ending of the 1982 adult film, A Brief Affair
joe@spinningjoeOct 16
i do think it's concerning that the government is seeking to legislate against consenting adults viewing film of consenting adults engaging in legal activity. but the problem is saying that makes you sound like a turbo-pervert
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Idk why it’s so difficult for people to be be anti-censorship and also acknowledge that pornography is not exactly harmless
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The big cemetery in town has a billboard on the highway that says “it’s your funeral” which is really and truly droll
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