@exitlava

Live fast eat trash | A bunch of ants in a person suit | HSV+ Bi/Poly/Agender | @TANC_Bay tenant // vibes provider @8bitSF ✨Analog VJ in repose @VISMANCIENNE

Joined October 2011
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who been here
i just shoved a nuke up my pussy!!!

ALT i just shoved a nuke up my pussy!!!

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vance@vancethotOct 24
texting ex friends after years of no contact
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Big Bird@birdbutbigSep 21
Shoutout to whoever made this hat, it’s let me crack many a fat men
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atulya 📌@computer_atulyaSep 13
keep misreading these as Doritos Hamas
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Letterboxd
@letterboxdSep 10
happy saw (2004) day to all those who celebrate #September10
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every time i see this video i have to rt it. this is what life's about
激かわ動物@Gekikawa_DbtsSep 6
クロワッサンを食べるオウムの優雅な朝
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brad ❤️‍🔥@brrr_addAug 26
Everybody from Home Alone 2 is dying this year except HIM
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"hey, who's there? where the fuck am i? "..." "oh Jesush Chrwist"
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Ollie Dreamer@OllieDreamerJul 24
Me on opening night to see Resident Evil because I’m gay and just like zombie movies.
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LandedIt@XLandedItJul 22
When I get a little time off work and get a taste of unemployment
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Me
Punished "Big Boss" Venom Bridget 🏳️‍⚧️ 🪀🚬🔫@bridget_yoyo_67Jul 16
I have no idea who this supposed to appeal to...
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Andrew Higgins@A_J_Higgins3 Apr 2020
Teaching my compressible flow course online is giving me the opportunity to answer some long-standing questions, such as: Just how fast *is* that eagle in the @USPS logo going? Turns out, about Mach 4.9...
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Unplugged News@unpluggednewsmxJun 2
Backrooms (2026) Dir. Kane Parsons
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iza
@izamamaaJun 4
Wasn’t her husband assassinated in broad daylight here in the U.S. while Trump was president?
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@_6signxxxJun 4
Erika Kirk says Europe is no longer safe as it has surrendered to criminals, while the US is safe under Trump.
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Ron Iver@ronnui_May 14
Thank you I will adjust accordingly
Kekius Maximus
@Kekius_SageMay 13
Physicist Michio Kaku suggests dark matter isn’t matter at all. It is gravity leaking from a parallel dimension.
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ASH@SLUT4KINOApr 24
this is literally so weird. cancelling the show with a black female lead only to give us a spin off with a white male who’s character is a racist …. like that’s so weird . marie’s story isn’t done and neither are any of the character in gen v. they dropped the ball so bad
Film Updates
@FilmUpdatesApr 24
‘GEN V’ has been canceled after 2 seasons.
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soaless@soal3ssApr 15
milky leon wip #leonkennedy
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jønny
@jonnycollageApr 4
the bowling alley screen when you hit a strike:
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Iran has wealthy areas and poor areas just like any other country. But I find it most telling that showcasing extreme wealth is how you appeal to Americans. These are a people that think wealth=good and its how they justify killing you when you're impoverished by their sanctions.
Top Girl Keiko, J.D. ✝️🙏
@TopGirlKeikoApr 3
You’re telling me this is what Iran looks like? They have the absolute worst PR then.
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