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โ €โ €โ €โ €โ smiling doesnโ€™t always mean youโ€™re happy. sometimes, it simply means youโ€™re strong.โž โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โœ— ๐…๐š๐ง๐ ๐ž๐ โœ— โ €#๐‘ญ๐‘จ๐‘ซ๐‘ฌ๐‘ซโ €โœฉ Topping @VitriolicVixen โœฉ

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twitter hates me
๐‰๐š๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ ๐Š๐ข๐ง๐  (@SmirkWithFangs) profile picture๐‰๐š๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ ๐Š๐ข๐ง๐ @SmirkWithFangs9 Jan 2024
Um, why did I not see this?!
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happy new years hookers
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๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿฉท
๐‰๐š๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ ๐Š๐ข๐ง๐  (@SmirkWithFangs) profile picture๐‰๐š๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ ๐Š๐ข๐ง๐ @SmirkWithFangs23 Dec 2023
๐‡๐š๐ซ๐ฅ๐ž๐ฒ ๐๐ฎ๐ข๐ง๐ง โ€” ๐— ๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—–๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜ โ€” ๐‘ณ๐’Š๐’• ๐’‚๐’” ๐’‡*๐’„๐’Œ โ€” ๐‘ฑ๐’–๐’”๐’• ๐’‚๐’๐’๐’•๐’‰๐’†๐’“ ๐’๐’Š๐’๐’† ๐’๐’‡ ๐’•๐’‰๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ๐’” ๐’•๐’ ๐’“๐’†๐’‚๐’….
Image from ๐‰๐š๐ฌ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ ๐Š๐ข๐ง๐  (@SmirkWithFangs)
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HAPPY BIRFDAY!! thank you, thank you. ๐Ÿ™Œ itโ€™s been 10 years of offending you people. i really wouldnโ€™t be here without you. #MyXAnniversary
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all the drift . . . canโ€™t wait to have you all naked, causing a commotion with the motion of the ocean โ€” or whatever the line is.
๐“ญ๐“ข. (@RavenousStud) profile picture๐“ญ๐“ข.@RavenousStud19 Dec 2023
In the end, itโ€™ll be as ๐’…๐’Š๐’“๐’•๐’š as you, if you catch my drift.
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i love getting my way. get the water started, i want it as ๐’‰๐’๐’• as you.
๐“ญ๐“ข. (@RavenousStud) profile picture๐“ญ๐“ข.@RavenousStud19 Dec 2023
Oh what the hell, I canโ€™t resist a good bath with a hot brunette anyway.
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you were faking it.
๐“ญ๐“ข. (@RavenousStud) profile picture๐“ญ๐“ข.@RavenousStud19 Dec 2023
I second this, she bit me in my sleep!
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chomps on @VitriolicVixenโ€™s shoulder.
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thatโ€™s why i said i had the ๐’ˆ๐’๐’๐’… bubbles.
๐“ญ๐“ข. (@RavenousStud) profile picture๐“ญ๐“ข.@RavenousStud17 Dec 2023
Last time I /was/ the bubbles.
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fair . . . but weโ€™ll have so much fun. i even brought the good bubbles.
๐“ญ๐“ข. (@RavenousStud) profile picture๐“ญ๐“ข.@RavenousStud17 Dec 2023
You know I donโ€™t trust you and bathtubsโ€ฆ
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meet you in the batbtub in five, @RavenousStud?
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itโ€™s really not that deep.
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never, itโ€™s cursed to live on forever.
๐‘ป๐’‰๐’† ๐‘ฉ๐’‚๐’… ๐‘บ๐’‚๐’๐’—๐’‚๐’•๐’๐’“๐’† (@ofetcrnalstud) profile picture๐‘ป๐’‰๐’† ๐‘ฉ๐’‚๐’… ๐‘บ๐’‚๐’๐’—๐’‚๐’•๐’๐’“๐’†@ofetcrnalstud25 Oct 2023
|| is this verse finally dying?
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i canโ€™t believe people are still telling who to not follow in their tweets like itโ€™s supposed to do something.
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also, donโ€™t follow @expressdistress. sheโ€™s such a bitch.
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come on, put your back into it! a watcher scoffs at gravity.
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then donโ€™t. go find something fresh to eat.
๐‘ป๐’‰๐’† ๐‘ฉ๐’‚๐’… ๐‘บ๐’‚๐’๐’—๐’‚๐’•๐’๐’“๐’† (@ofetcrnalstud) profile picture๐‘ป๐’‰๐’† ๐‘ฉ๐’‚๐’… ๐‘บ๐’‚๐’๐’—๐’‚๐’•๐’๐’“๐’†@ofetcrnalstud14 Sep 2023
โ€œIf I have to drink from one more blood bag, I will rip someoneโ€™s heart out.โ€
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i feel like iโ€™m forgetting to do something.
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