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bsc geology | data analyst | catalyst 🍃. 🧙🏽‍♂️. 🦅

better days
Joined December 2020
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In everything you do in this life, don't lose to Chelsea. 😭 You can lose to a relegated team as you like, but just don't lose to this fanbase. 😭🤧 See what they've turned my Cunha into. 😭💔
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Classy from Josh Acheampong. 💙 #CFC
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just met a nigga in full go crazy, holding a white furry small dog. asked him what he’s supposed to be dressed as and he said a yahoo boy with the straightest face ever.
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I think they are, but the light isn't there anymore
Are your eyes appealing?
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This nigga's life terrible 😭
Back in middle school, four classmates invited me somewhere. I couldn't go because of my strict parents, only to later find out they had planned a gang rape.
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Back to winning ways.
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There’s nothing I’ve not seen them dress Cunha, Mbeumo & Amad as since that Chelsea game WTF are these edits😭
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All this shi just to die on a random day
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dem wan take her life for comments😭
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Bruno Fernandes is a disgrace isn’t he.
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Was going through old chats and found 5min voice notes of her telling me how her day went
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If he beating the bitch he love imagine what he'll do to a nigga he don't know
Be real if a nigga beating a bitch ass in public are you going to intervene ?
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This is APC conversation planning how to execute rigging come 2027 election.
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No wrry una go see magic this time around
Supporters of @PeterObi the incompetent dunce are all over the place threatening voters. They are brandishing guns and cutlasses and posting provocative content on social media. One thing we are sure of is that it will end in tears for them and for Peter Obi on election day.
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“rig and die” apc no know wetin dem jam this time around😂
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Jude Bellingham 4 seasons 50goals Andres Iniesta 16 seasons 57goals I will be back😂😂🤣💔😭
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Make una no vex say i talk anyhow my fans No be every time person go Dey mumu Lagos na place wey good people Dey not agbero Anything that you are so far you listen to my music you’ll never lack AMEN
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🔵 Morgan Rogers: “I’m loving life here at Chelsea. A new challenge and looking forward to playing with these wonderful quality players”. “It is about the team coming together as a whole. Try to be a leader and stick to what I know best. A good start, but I need to keep going”.
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There wasn't a blade of grass this man didn't cover yesterday. 🔋 #CFC | #CHEMUN
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