Mentally Chill

exposed in 8K

just realized that this is the horniest utensil in the kitchen… freaky ahh stick bro

pants so tight you can my wallet from the front

going to the fuck club to run

asparagus pee smell, that’s the good stuff

just a silly goose in a dour duck’s world

going into every bodega in my neighborhood and asking for bullshit the ocky way

a combination laser printer/scanner would fix me

drinking ice cold Diet Coke on 90deg day in nyc I feel like natasha bedingfield

not unemployed, checked-in to the myself factory

ASMR original power rangers kyah and ksssaahh karate grunts

in my country it is not creampie it is

most of my problems could be solved by combo over rice with pita ripped up and mixed in it too

LA gets a lot of hate for traffic and shit but NY drivers will murder you for fun

ASMR yr in a portapotty of a UK music festival

millipede gf centipede bf

I imagine prison in the UK is Willy wonka’s chocolate factory and each prisoner is punished with wacky allegories

converge - hell to pay into homewrecker is a track sequence that gets my blood fucking pumping every single time

I b hiking up my shorts like a common whoo-our so my inner thighs may taste sunlight

punks take a shower challenge impossible