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Mayonnaise 𓆏

@faajithecat

stunningly lucky at everything

Joined December 2024
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Awoyaya
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unc.@hushatlasOct 28
I fear i might never meet a woman who lusts for me as much as i lust for her. I detest how often i crave to have sex, kiss a woman's lips, caress her thighs and worship her body. I detest the dog i become with no one to be pathetic for.
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Nigeria Must Work@Esume197Oct 28
#FreeRilwanOlawaleNow #FreeRilwanOlawaleNow #FreeRilwanOlawaleNow #FreeRilwanOlawaleNow #FreeRilwanOlawaleNow #FreeRilwanOlawaleNow #FreeRilwanOlawaleNow #FreeRilwanOlawaleNow #FreeRilwanOlawaleNow #FreeRilwanOlawaleNow #FreeRilwanOlawaleNow @OfficialDSSNG #FreeRilwanNow
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Okwute
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Please, it seems we are about to forget that Rilwan Olawale, the OK ticket flag boy who was arrested in Lagos, is still reportedly in DSS custody! We need to apply more pressure to at least hear from the relevant authorities and confirm that he is still alive, because their silence is becoming suspicious! Lend your voice today! Let’s keep Rilwan Olawale in the public eye! ✊
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✞ TOMB@deathstrandedOct 28
parents suddenly being chill when ur an adult makes my blood fucking boil like. you could have been normal but only chose to do so when i was less vulnerable. how convenient for you ill tear you apart from your asshole up bro
nini (@dazaislelftleg) profile picturenini@dazaislelftlegOct 27
and now i’m the angry daughter
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Mayonnaise 𓆏@faajithecat31 Mar 2025
you kind of have to be a pervert to be a good eater (advertisement)
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khai takes on pathpharm@dogmaticsapphicOct 28
When I dj it takes me like 5- 10 minutes to come. And I wish I could go again but my clit has a refractory period of 12-24 hours.
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Listen and let me know what you think? untitled.stream/library/trac…
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Rhoda Etta@rhoda_ettaOct 27
No ❀️
E me ka🩺 (@Emeka3345) profile pictureE me ka🩺@Emeka3345Oct 27
From house officer and med student to consultant and doctor in training πŸ₯Ή
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Juli ⚒@rockyfemmeOct 27
block me if you agree
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ok so men are people
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Orheva@candyneccklaceOct 28
Me to me
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🫦@odetttttteeOct 27
your empathy for men is ruining your life
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And everyday women are expecting men to see them as people but many many of them do not.
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ok so men are people
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Siren the radical feminist@radfemsirenOct 26
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ok so men are people
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♀@revelfemmeOct 27
allegedly
ghostly anne of cleves (@mollywidstrom) profile pictureghostly anne of cleves@mollywidstromOct 24
ok so men are people
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Dr. APK
@LordkyrilOct 27
They'll come for you, but you're not wrong The intelligence gap was really too much. You, the olodo, who couldn't explain a concept he claims to know, and her who was willing and open to learning something new
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@praisepal_Oct 27
the intelligence gap between us was too much πŸ’”
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Gideon.
@black_boi__Oct 28
Maybe it does bother me sometimes that I don't exactly know who I am. But then, when I consider that we are constantly evolving, my lack of identity becomes a little less bothersome. I think should find solace in just being. And that in itself is okay.
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Love when I start getting all in my head about a situation and then I’m immediately and violently reminded why I walked out of said situation in the first place
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I’m closer to 30 than I am to 20. affliction will not rise again 🫩
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zellie@zellieimaniOct 26
This is truth.
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