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I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in theaters & a black teenager shouted „this nigga eating beans“ & everyone laughed.
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Turns out even people in Cummings don’t want to be murdered.
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Made this tonight! 👍👍 google.com/amp/s/www.bonappe…
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You want to talk revolutionary faith? The Sikh medical professionals who are shaving their beards to protect everyone around them during this plague. Who are holding the promise of helping others higher than anything else, even deeply revered traditions. That's fucking punk.
I made a drunk Santa 3 fake old fashioneds yesterday. Just Coke, bitters, & garnish. It was 6pm, and he was so drunk he didn’t notice. Obviously, they were on the house.
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Hard pass. 4 is enough. Only at 2 pups currently, does @ShebaBrand make puppy food?
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Oh, and Rose said this is her favorite album RN: open.spotify.com/album/2jsjx…
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Rose & Mama Kitty both really love turkey & gravy. Mostly just gravy. They said to tell Lloyd meow. 🐾
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Please follow my influencer IG page for all the latest and greatest in dimly lit shots of soup dumplings I made for me and my doggos. #FollowForFollow



