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i just be saying shit• ☭ • no gender, binary empty • they/them • preschool teacher• hair-hat hooligan • free palestine 🇵🇸

Richmond, VA
Joined April 2012
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summer fever 🫱🏾‍🫲🏿 summer renaissance
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flirting is easy until you have to flirt with someone you actually want.
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im a ✨✨ person. it never means AI it just means im whimsical. sometimes it means good vibes. NEVER AI. they cant take that away from me
I will never forgive AI for taking away the 4 pointed little sparkle from me. Fuck you.
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Buying a 613 wig is so stressful AHHHH
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Ain’t no hoes in my messages just a bunch of verification codes
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it never made sense how they'd do performances like this for the entire school that everyone eats up only to get slushied by those SAME STUDENTS the following day
HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVE
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tener una relacion conmigo es lindo hasta q te das cuenta de q estoy triste todo el tiempo
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my crush on this girl got me feeling like the stripper likes me
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this is genuinely one of the loneliest phases of my life and i don't know what to do about it
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if i ever did kill myself it would involve a lot of symbolism and easter eggs as a nod to longtime supporters and fans of the franchise
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how are they gonna reboot a show that had a kid turn to god after making a grilled cheese that resembled jesus christ, and then used said grilled cheese as a genie to grant wishes so he could touch his girlfriends boobs instead of saving his friends dads life…?
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And yall didn’t give “Number One Rule” enough respect !
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My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)
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The only thing I need in my life right now is to see both Doechii and Megan in concert again. It’s what’s getting me through!!!!
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i love it when kids say this bc they’ve only been here like 30 minutes total. it may really be the best day ever for them
Made my 6 y/o cousin a slushee & he looked me dead in my eyes & said “this is the best day of my entire life”
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One of my favorites is “seen all my ops linked up in a pictuuurree, errbody looked busted injuuurred”
Megan thee stallion has so many funny bars. Just heard “ho u a copy of me, u a doodle” and burst out laughing
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i really hope doechii and meg cuss everybody the fuck out on these albums
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lesbian girlfriend AAAAAHHHHH
you attract what you fear
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