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Joined June 2015
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I’m barely here anymore but Roxy Fever still lives on, albeit with a new RSS feed that isn’t associated with Spotify anymore. To avoid all the hassle associated with Apple etc taking forever to update, just copy this RSS feed into your podcatcher: feed.podbean.com/roxyfever/f…
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Returning from my Twitter hiatus just to say I was right about everything and this is exactly what I said would happen because of how the Canucks prioritized being 23rd for a decade over actually rebuilding. Absolutely zero reason to hope they’ll get it right this time
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They lost out on a generational player so they could have OEL, Beagle, and Roussel keep them just far enough out of the basement to get anything of consequence. Jim Benning is one of the worst GMs in the history of the game but Aquilini might be the worst owner in sports, period
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Truly insane how many Jays 2025 World Series Champs hats I saw in the stands. Swear there was one in frame every time they cut back to the crowd. How can you be a Toronto sports fan and be unfamiliar with the concept of a jinx
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It’s just like the “we want Florida” chants. You guys are SO bad at being a fan of a cursed franchise
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how can you have any respect for someone who looks around at all the suffering and turmoil in the world and decides this is the shit they’re gonna care about
Quebec government bans gender-neutral pronouns in all official communications montrealgazette.com/news/pro…
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so many people have so much money and power and influence and don’t even enjoy their life. take their toys away until they learn to play with others
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This is gonna seem weird but, we gotta get this comedian fired over a joke he made. You know, the thing we’ve spent the last decade insisting is the worst possible thing that can ever happen
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I was around for the height of Jezebel’s relevance, I remember people trying to cancel each other over words like “stupid” or “idiot” being ableist, but I genuinely cannot remember a comedian ever getting fired over something as innocuous as what Kimmel said during that era
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I know pointing out hypocrisy is hack at this point but conservatives really are even bigger pussies than libs are
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the thoughts and prayers finally worked
Utah Speaker Mike Schultz confirms Charlie Kirk is dead.
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anyone who rushed to condemn “political violence” today but stayed silent about genocide in Gaza deserves the same fate as far as I’m concerned
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pete mcmartin should never be forgiven for what he allowed to go on at his preschool
Terminally stupid, evil, antihuman op-ed here, but it's always useful to keep up with which particular arguments these freaks are using to argue for statquo policies that have decades of failure on their track record
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Idk who needs to hear this but Bowen Byram sucks. He’s bad. Like, actually. Tantalizing tool kit and all that, could be special if he actually puts it together. But as of yet he’s actually just not very good
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literally could not be happier that the key demographic of king bob haters is big head hockey leon draisaitl pfp guys
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deeply unserious franchise
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we are working on a new album. there’s a new single out that will also be on that album open.spotify.com/track/0cLL9…
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They have a 1st overall and a practice facility before the Canucks and I can pretty much guarantee they’ll have a championship first too
In 55 years, the @canucks have never picked first overall in a draft. @PWHLVancouver just got it on their first try, in the expansion draft. The No. 1 pick in the expansion draft is Ottawa defender Ashton Bell.
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it’s not hard to choose between the panthers and oilers, guys. come on
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I know it’s lame to do the whole “I never liked them anyway” thing when it turns out an artist sucks as a person but finding out Radiohead are huge Zionists is literally the most vindicated I have ever felt
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The Stanley Cup Final famously gets no media attention, which is why it’s famously the easiest trophy in sports to win
Replying to @failsonmcdonald
Well you can’t win with them in a Canadian market, they seem to do a lot of winning in the markets without the media attention
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Frankly I think any athlete that doesn’t want to play in a big market because of media attention is soft and you can’t win with guys like that
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I also think it’s BS anyways, guys don’t want to play in Canada because most of Canada sucks. I’m *from* Canada and I wouldn’t want to live in Edmonton, Winnipeg, or Ottawa either
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I think a lot of people have made the mistake of thinking that the Canucks had this promising cup contending core of players that’s been ripped apart by mismanagement and drama when what they actually had was a fundamentally flawed team with a few good pieces that got lucky twice
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fans have been way too precious about a group of players that was together for six years and made the playoffs twice— and only once in an actual full, normal season
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