Fake SMU

channelnewsasia.com/news/sin… guess we really pulled a dick move there.

You never know what you've got till it's gone. #RIP Pick & Bite

GRADUATE LO!!!

Dear Bizcom, Stop spamming our inboxes almost every single frickin' day and focus on mugging. Yours Sincerely, Every #SMUgger.

No words can describe the emotions felt after seeing the length of the queue for SMUSA's Week 14 Welfare Drive at 12PM.

#SMUgger during BOSS: "FUCK YOU SMUSA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!" During Welfare Week: "OMG LOVE YOU SMUSA, HAVE MY BABIES"

In the not-so-distant future, #SMUggers will no longer be capable of distinguishing weekends from weekdays.

#SMUggers rushing into the library upon opening on Saturdays & Sundays. #OnePunchOneKill

Freshies chatting too loudly in the Quiet Area? #OnePunchOneKill

One person reserving multiple seats with various personal items in the library? #OnePunchOneKill

"Bizcom, the Englands in your email are a buay tahan, you knows?"

How are you guys taking #Week7? Not well at all, we hope. Best to all for those taking your midterms anyway!

Buy this then aim at any Dean's Lister. RT @ChickenMacabre: The marketing is strong with this one. xitter.gq/ChickenMacabre/status/…"

Hope Week 5 has been kind to you #SMUggers because it's just ONE week left to the mid terms! #TGIF #notsokindafterall

News This Week: NTU is ranked 41st in the world. NUS is ranked 24th. Booker T visited our campus. #RIGHTDERE

Any finance Prof wants to test this as a case study for your students? RT @mrbrown: Looks like an MRT line sia. twitpic.com/dc5jd7

You can always tell a freshie apart when one tries to open the exit-only door to enter the SR. #epicfail

If you thought the email spam was going to stop after #Vivace2013, you have never been more wrong in your life.

Today is #Vivace2013! Time to sign up for every CCA for the goodies but never attend any of their events!

Does today's weather describe your mood for the start of Week 2? We understand. #librarysobloodycrowdedALREADY