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elle

@fakecelle

Holding out for a nice funeral director

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Joined June 2026
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i think i am a Doomer unfortunately sorry
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Youtube autoplay can put on whatever and I’ll watch it. Youtube autoplay can have power of attorney
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I’m signing up for #grocerytwt
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it’s ok guys the tiktok nicole dollanganger fans will get real quiet once they find out abt the columbine/tcc stuff
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I CAN’T DO THIS!
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Potential nor'easter could usher in season's first snow for millions as cold air sweeps across East trib.al/WA9hyVz
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Leave nicole dollanganger alone please
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bonk@f4irymo4nsNov 8
i can tell you’ve never performed minimally invasive surgery on yourself
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I think I am not a normal person
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Can I please
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Watching Secretary 2002 on my ex boyfriend’s parents prime video account
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dutch is a beautiful language
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im so fucking bad at eating dinner
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Had a dream i found a full box of cigarettes
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I look like this
Captain Lori (@PrettyUnikitty) profile pictureCaptain Lori@PrettyUnikittyNov 7
me lowkey
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Accidentally bought unsalted pretzels
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Lowkey love my coworker
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Coffee cake for dinner Returning to my roots
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how it feels to show myself in public
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Me at 16 years of age
𑣲.𝗉𝗎𝗀𝗌𝗁𝖺𝗄𝖾𝗋 (@listennaggotfay) profile picture𑣲.𝗉𝗎𝗀𝗌𝗁𝖺𝗄𝖾𝗋@listennaggotfayNov 6
The wokest person you know is hyperfixated on south park
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Fame is a Gun playing in Xi’an Famous foods rn
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my best friend/ex roommate died in college and i was helping his mom clean out his room and she found his vibrator and his bong before i could
Diana 🍎 (@nermalicious2) profile pictureDiana 🍎@nermalicious2Nov 3
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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