Best known for pre-digesting Nokia and regurgitating it into the eager open mouth of the young hatchling of a mobile phone company headquartered near Seattle.
on a boat
Joined February 2011
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Currently in talks with a representative from tronc about publishing on the Ovi Store. Not sure how long I can keep this up.
.@realDonaldTrump Do you need my help with anything? I’ve got matches and lighter fluid, but no platform at the moment.
Named 1st non-Italian CEO of Gnocchia, wrote “over-cooked pasta memo”, outsourced noodle production to Macaroni Grill.
If Marc Rzepczynski had asked for a Surface 3 we would have given him that AND the 50 gallon drum of lube.
Wish I could have been this effective at Nokia RT @zseward: AOL, then and now (dollar amounts adjusted for inflation)
We will not hesitate to pursue legal action against those who brazenly run unlicensed copies of Windows 95 in their web browser.
.@Pocket thought for a second that you actually bothered to make a Windows Phone app. Nearly pooped my pants.
We are offering 100% refunds if the performance and value of your Surface 3 is not perfectly-balanced, but merely in perpetual harmony.
The only Microsoft Band I care about meets every other Tuesday in the basement after work and features Joe Belfiore on sax.
Greatly increasing the odds that you might actually run into a Live Tile whilst walking down the street…
I kept telling Satya that we shouldn’t start the Hologram Alpha until the Smartphone Beta Test was completed.
Belfiore in a recent planning meeting: “Picture a ‘Loading…’ prompt with an ellipsis the size of your head.”
