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I want to be the girl with the most cake

Germany
Joined January 2014
If Sarah Huckabee Sanders came to *my* restaurant, I'd show her to a table, take her order, wait an hour, and then bring her the bill. I'd then insolently insist, in an aggrieved tone, despite all evidence to the contrary, that she'd been served a meal. See how she likes it.
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If you've never read the United Nations report from 2014 about the egregious human rights violations and crimes against humanity in North Korea, you need to read it. I'm threading some key quotes below:
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In light of Kat Von D coming out as an anti-vaxxer here’s a list of vegan makeup brands you can buy instead of supporting someone who supports indirectly killing children: • ABH • Urban Decay • Tarte • Becca • Elf • Hourglass • Too Faced • Bite • Nyx And many more....
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Stages of a Toxic Fandom: 1. I love this 2. I own this 3. I control this 4. I can't control this 5. I hate this 6. I must destroy this
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Reminder: @OneDayAtATime is a sitcom about a tight-knit, working class family that tackles extremely topical social issues in a smart and innovative way. Ya know, if you’re suddenly looking for a show like that…
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A) One year ago today my Trump photo was released. I have planned on doing this thread for a while but the fact that Sarah Sanders brought my name up at the podium today makes it even more appropriate for me to share some thoughts on what happened. Hope you'll take a look....
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Before the DJ Khaled news, I didn’t realize Alf was a hero.
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happy two-year anniversary to ted cruz elbowing his wife in the face on stage three (3) times
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Vet du vad, Carl Adam Tillberg? Om du inte kan lova att aldrig mer misshandla en kvinna, då ska du inte vara med någon kvinna. Alls. Någonsin igen. Det är verkligen ett minimumkrav i att ta ansvar för dina handlingar.
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Oh, Sweetie. So adorable. Hey, RT this if you're a woman like me who thought Michelle Wolf was hilarious. Let @jtuckerfoster know your thoughts. #WHCD
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61 781 kvinnor har skrivit på olika metoo-upprop i Sverige. Sextioentusensjuhundraåttioen stycken. Ett tiotal (?) män har förlorat jobbet. Färre har hängts ut i media. 61 781. Kan vi behålla den siffran i minnet när ni vi diskuterar om metoo gått för långt?
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If you are watching the Cambridge Analytica story unfold, please please support our journalism. We’ve fought off 3 legal threats from CA & 1 from Facebook. It’s a whole year’s work & we gave it to @Channel4News & @nytimes for the greater good. We need you! support.theguardian.com
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"I would say the movement hasn't gone far enough... What we are talking about in the end is human rights" - Gabriel Byrne on the #metoo movement #latelate
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In 1889, Tit-Bits magazine offered prizes to single, female readers who sent in the best answers to the question: ‘Why Am I A Spinster?’ Here are some highlights...
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When your boss's income has risen 937% since 1978 and yours has increased by only 5.7%, it's time to stop blaming minorities for your woes.
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A racist, a liar, a moron, a sociopath, a sexual predator and a very stable genius walk into a bar. What does the bartender say? "A Diet Coke, Mr. President?"
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What exactly has Donald Trump said that made sense to you @BernieSanders? I mean exactly what? The idea that his voters are in pain or hurting financially is exactly the opposite of what the data tells us. The poorest voters voted for @HillaryClinton. This is embarrassing. xitter.gq/VICE/status/9384421019…
.@BernieSanders: "I think that the vast majority of Trump supporters are people who are in pain, who are struggling economically… and they turned to Trump because Trump said things that made sense.” bit.ly/2zUI0hq
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Jag jobbade natten till 2017 och nu stämplar jag ut för sista gången detta år. På bilden vår samlade insats på förlossningen. Så oerhört mycket arbete summerat i en enda bild. Så många som ansträngt sig, slitit, gjort hjältedåd i personalbristens och skattehatets tidevarv.
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Surely not the Donald Trump who was investigated for not renting to blacks, denies the innocence of the Central Park 5, spent years denying Obama was a US citizen, calls NFL players sons of bitches xitter.gq/gideonresnick/status/9…
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