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'Grand Theft Auto 6' is now the most preordered game of all time
▪️ 9.69 million preorders
▪️ $942 million in revenue generated
▪️ 75% of preorders on PS5
(via: Sensor Tower)
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Toni Kroos will become a Barça legend one day for this...
🚨 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗗: How Toni Kroos helped prevent Fermín López from being sold for €600,000 in 2023.
Back then, Fermín López and his agent were exploring another loan move away from Barcelona to secure more first-team football.
Raków Częstochowa emerged as a possible destination, agreeing a €600,000 permanent deal with Barça. The Polish club wanted a permanent signing rather than a loan, and Barcelona needed the money.
As negotiations continued, Fermín joined Barça for pre-season, including a meeting with Real Madrid in Texas. Still awaiting his competitive debut, he came off the bench in the 66th minute.
Then, in the 85th minute, a rare misplaced pass from Toni Kroos gave him space on the edge of the box. Fermín seized his chance, firing a stunning strike into the top corner from 20 yards, beyond Thibaut Courtois, as Barcelona won 3-0.
That moment changed everything. Xavi Hernández and the club decided he would stay with the first team for the 2023/24 season.
The rest is history.
I don’t care who you are or how tough you try to be.
Children and puppies will make you smile every single time.
Something about their pure joy just cuts straight through the day.
Bet you didn’t make it through the whole video without at least a smile. Did you?
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Steph Curry and Jordan Poole
Steph had to check out his glasses. 🤣✊
(via @957thegame)
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Surprising that more of his teammates don't follow suit in regards to his offseason work
Steph Curry’s trainer explains why Curry uses an underwater treadmill to get in extra conditioning
“By going underwater, it provides less pressure on the joints so we can continue to do some fitness, get him moving, do more than we would on court without the pounding that is required for an athlete who's been going for 17 years. Typically, if we go rep by rep, every rep, he'll likely have a higher heart rate or a similar peak, but the recovery window, it tends to become less of a recovery every rep. If his rest period is active, which it is, or if it's challenging”
“That recovery period, if you see a really good drop in heart rate, that shows an indication that he's recovered or aerobic fitness. But if he's passively resting or he has a longer rest period, that helps. But this is a 1 to 1 ratio. And he's still running in between. So we're likely going to get a similar spike, 150, 160, maybe 65 near the end. But his heart rate before he starts his next rep is probably going to be a little bit higher because he's still trying to recover from the workload”
via @StephenCurry30
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Spiel so tot, Team sieht seit Wochen gleich aus
11 Tage noch bis Gta🙏
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The first time he was through on goal, I said, “I swear he’s going to miss on purpose.” And sure enough, he took the ball past Joan García, let his touch get away from him, and missed the chance. (He did it on purpose, but let’s just say he lost control of the ball.)
The second time, I said the exact same thing. He had all the time in the world to take the ball, cut inside and slot it into the net, but instead, he chipped it straight out of the stadium. (On purpose again, but let’s just say he missed.)
Every time he wasted a chance, his only reaction was to look happy on the inside, as if he was finally getting his revenge on the club that denied him his dream. Almost as if he was telling them: “I could have been there, playing for them and helping them instead of you!”
Barcelona’s 12th man. ❤️
10 days until GTA 6
DURMONAY BEST CARD IN THE GAME - Learnt From The Main Man Himself @OriginalVicz
PURE FOOTBALL n VIBEZ
Its Podz so no one will care but Franz Wagner was cooking everyone on the Warriors and Podz at 6'5, decided to guard him late in the 4th and OT and pretty much shut him out of the game completely.
Just such a winning player and keeps getting better
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Druski does a Dominican man working at T Mobile skit on SNL tonight📍
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yeah if this is true then it's wraps, he's homies with denis now as well. a shark just entered a pool full of gold fish
Robert Pattinson has screen tested for the role of James Bond
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