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Joined March 2022
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I don’t even know what to say. Ohio is finally going to elected a blue governor for the first time since 2006. Sherrod’s back too. I’m seeing rural Ohio be pink instead of red. I think I’m gonna cry.
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That’s kinda how elections work
It feels like I see Americans saying "vote in this year's election!" every year😭 like bro, what are y'all deciding now??
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i just hope the khajiit and argonians in tes6 are hot
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Am I pretty? img_7429.jpg
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ppl be mad asf when ur parents still give a fuck about you past 18 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Calling men ugly will never be woke #tome
Male bodies are high-key disgusting to look at naked
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Then why do straight people also have HIV, STDs, AIDS, and lots of sexual disease that kill them? AIDS is not gay men disease.
If God really didn’t want people to be gay, surely he’d have made some kind of like horrible disease that makes your body kill itself if you engaged in the behaviour or something
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Charlie Puth goes shirtless for a morning jog in Santa Barbara, California.
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A homophobic tweet with over 14k likes... but I'm supposed to simply act like homophobia (against gay men) no longer exists simply because women say so? 🙄 Also, this is another example of gay men being the primary target.
If God really didn’t want people to be gay, surely he’d have made some kind of like horrible disease that makes your body kill itself if you engaged in the behaviour or something
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fap2marge in french fap2marge in spanish fap2marge in your own made up language doesn’t matter if I understand it
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HOLY SHIT. Elder Scrolls: Sentinel was real.
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VOTE
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Just got my ingrown toenail removed.
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i don’t understand gen z’s stance on sex and pornography. obviously porn addiction is on the rise and a bad thing but the fact some of you want to abolish sex and pornography is a problem and contributing to that puritan ideology. you don’t like degrading sex? don’t have it.
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About to get my toe poked and prodded
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his name is patrick mahomes and he lives in kansas city
If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
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GO VOTE RIGHT NOW
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she love her some shit and spongebob
Ice Spice stuns in Bikini Bottom.
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SWEATY SACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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