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Structural Engineer, Native Seattle-ite

Seattle, WA
Joined June 2011
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Amanda Gehman retweeted
me getting up at 3 AM to stand in front of the fridge eating leftovers
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Amanda Gehman retweeted
Half of my problems could be fixed by a wealthy man falling in love with me and the other half could be fixed by taking a trip to Bath
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This is so dumb. Soda fountains cost pennies per drink and we have to police them so heavily? The profit margin is so high on soda, you're basically just paying for the damn cup, but no. No free refills for you... Fuck off.
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ⓘ This user's good opinion once lost is lost forever
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.@loadingreadyrun #checkpoint Spotted in the wild in downtown Seattle today.
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Very true. If I want to express a cute giggle, it's "heehee". Also this woman is a true icon.
This is the goblin energy I strive for ✨
Amanda Gehman retweeted
A healthy minimum wage would be vastly better for everyone in the economy. The morality of paying people what they're worth doesn't even need to come into it (but it should)
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Anyone tagged @hankgreen yet?
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Amanda Gehman retweeted
Big-time Fuck 2020, but “the new year” is a wholly arbitrary time stamp for things like self-improvement. My point is: I’m gonna keep eating like garbage until I can hug people again.
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Amanda Gehman retweeted
Are you going to stop calmly eating muffins when we're in this horrible trouble or are you heartless
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Don't care didn't ask plus you're the last man in the world whom I could ever be prevailed on to marry
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Fucking go off! Glad she is my rep.
Well, this was remarkable.
This show is great and everyone should watch it!
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Amanda Gehman retweeted
I think what I'd really like right now is a cozy British village murder mystery show where Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen are elderly widower neighbors who bicker a lot about their gardens, and also solve crimes. And there's a super hot grandson who has to drive them around.
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Well shit that's adorable
Our puppies just had the best. day. ever. They got to explore the @GeorgiaAquarium while it is closed to the public. They made all sorts of exciting discoveries and lots of new friends!
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This is Cooper and his son, Walter. Cooper got called down to puppy school because Walter wrote “heck” on the whiteboard. That language will not be tolerated and it’s safe to say Cooper is appalled. Still 12/10 for both
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Amanda Gehman retweeted
A day in the life of Elizabeth Bennet
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