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sometimes you gotta just play Headlines by Drake and tell yourself you’re back
Michael Faraday Stan Account retweeted
Maybe I’m a pessimist but this doesn’t seem available on Substack
Michael Faraday Stan Account retweeted
No republican senators left in New England. That’s my fucking country
Michael Faraday Stan Account retweeted
before HDMI cords we had to match the colors to the tv like u were defusing a bomb
Michael Faraday Stan Account retweeted
walked into the bar to grab a beer and got just absolutely marlin mogged
Michael Faraday Stan Account retweeted
this fall, consider dressing like the man in gary bunt's paintings
Michael Faraday Stan Account retweeted
the trouble with american “tech” is that we’re not grooming the art hoes into engineers. instead, finance bros want to larp as engineers, and now Everything Is Slop.
Michael Faraday Stan Account retweeted
when u have no phone at the bus stop u start thinking thoughts like that squirrel is noticeably bigger than the other ones thats the boss
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When the grocery total isn’t looking too bad and you realize they haven’t yet scanned The Item

































