I mainly use this to bitch at corporations.
Los Angeles, California.
Joined December 2008
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“Purchased Sep 2026”
Order still hasn’t shipped.
“Foil covers are no longer available” on the product listing.
Not looking good 😭🥲
(I’ve secured a foil cover from target with ease so now this is strictly for the plot)
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I turn on Tottenham Leeds for the last 10 min at 6 am and Leeds immediately gets a goal. I should’ve stayed asleep. God damn it.
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It’s been 28 years and I still cannot for the life of me figure out how to fish on ocarina. Not once.
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Brandon Farrington retweeted
You've just ordered Pizza Hut and a 2L Mountain Dew.
You've loaded up Ocarina of Time.
No school tomorrow.
Your parents don't care if you stay up all night long.
A perfect fall night.
You are 36 years old.
The year is 2026.
I’m almost positive that nobody who ordered through Amazon is getting the foil cover. I think we’re all screwed. Never again. Will report back whenever mine finally shows up.
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My entire feed is just other people who Amazon screwed over with their Zelda preorders. While it makes me feel slightly better that I’m not alone, it’s actually insane how many people’s orders got delayed.
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Amazon has yet to ship my Ocarina preorder and I’m getting increasingly worried that that shit won’t show up until like 10pm tomorrow night
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Oh good. Now arriving an entire day late. Genuinely what am I paying for prime for @amazon if release day delivery isn’t even a thing anymore. Preordered two months ago only for it to get pushed back the day before release. I shoulda preordered at Best Buy.
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Trick or treat mode on the @Tesla has made my Halloween 1000x more fun omg. The speak in a spooky voice mode is my favorite thing ever 😂
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Our like third trick r treater of the night was an original trilogy stormtrooper. The kids are alright.
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