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wife guy // cashapp: $poopfrito // 馃拲

Joined June 2022
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The one thing they don't tell you about having a hot girlfriend is that the prettiest girls are also the sleepiest. Every morning i get up and do random side quests for 4-6 hours until she wakes up.
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Evil Kelly Clarkson: what kills you makes you dead
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are u ready to get pregnant white boy
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God is good.
Texting my wife Balatro memes from reddit, livin the dream
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Texting my wife Balatro memes from reddit, livin the dream
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Employee of the Month
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Top 5 best things ever invented: 1. Real Love 2. Taco Bell Luxe Cravings box 3. Eating it from the back 4. Diet Coke 5. Dogs with fucked up eyes and tongues that stick out
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Ball up top.
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Wow, it's so tight and juicy! Your pussy gets five big BOOMS BOOM鈥硷笍 BOOM鈥硷笍 BOOM鈥硷笍 BOOM鈥硷笍 BOOOOOOM鈥硷笍
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Me doing a puzzle: do these pieces fit together... fuck
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I can't believe some of you motherfuckers really look like that
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White people have gone too far
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Question for the sexperts: does Reverse Cowgirl qualify as backshots?
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It better not be fuckin JANUARY right now... oh GODDAMNIT they do this shit to me every year
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If you get backshots from a guy that's shorter than you it's called backpack-shots
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