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I greet you with the love of God, that don’t make us friends #YNWA #GoPackGo

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Joined July 2020
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Is this what Action Bronson was talking about on Red Dot Music?!? #hellnah #leavethatshitintheoldtestament
First thing I did upon seeing my first ever twin grandsons was to give them the Biblical blessing
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It should’ve been Woody Allen not him💔
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Haven’t someone anyone get cooked like the Japanese have been since Friday since they were telling that one guy his wife looked like Jeff Van Gundy
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Les Argentins quand on leur demande de choisir entre H*tler et Messi
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Oubliez pas que vous aussi vous étiez noir fut un temps 🥰🥰
おい日本人、フランスのこの新しい旗どうよ?結構イケてると思うんだけど。
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T’es japonais et c’est la réunion parents-profs mais papa est encore au travail du coup c’est ta mère qui t’accompagne:
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Les Japonais en 1945 quand ils ont vu un petit garçon tomber du ciel:
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Le japonais chef d'entreprise quand sa fille refuse de coucher avec lui
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French twt to Japanese twt over the last couple of days
Comment ça te traite au Japon quand t’es attiré par les femmes majeures et pas par des petites adolescentes déguisées en lapin
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Crazy we never get Turkish Gasolina if Daddy Yankee doesn’t get shot before signing with the Mariners
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Maybe he heard they raised the consent age in 2023 let’s hope he doesn’t find out they only raised it from 13 to 16
how is drake 40 and rich but never been to japan ??
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Thank u Japan for all the cool shit it’s time for a third nuke though
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In January 2025 my mom’s lung cancer spread to her brain. The drug with the best chance of helping her was approved in China but not here. A doctor told me, almost as an aside, that if she were Chinese she could buy it at a pharmacy. So I flew to Shanghai and came home with 26 boxes in my luggage. That was 19 months ago. My mom is still here, still working, and in her words has had an amazing three years. The drug was approved in China in 2023. The FDA approved it in July 2025. It still is not for sale here. I know of at least 30 Americans who have made the same trip. I have been scared to tell this story because I worried it could cost my mom access to the medicine keeping her alive. But the problem matters more than my silence. These drugs need to be developed and available here, and that means FDA reform. Art Allen at KFF Health News told our story this week. It also ran in The Washington Post. kffhealthnews.org/health-ind…
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Thought you were just gay but then I saw the Argentine pinned tweet so it makes sense you think this is fat you haven’t ate in 2 weeks
Camina 10 metros más y se tropieza con sus mismos jamones. Pasadísima de peso.
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Always kills me seeing guys get mad as hell when they talk about how women are the worst and they all suck cause of 1 bad experience sounds like you should date a guy next buddy clearly you’re not a real woman #lover
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The most obvious losers in the world always think everyone else is the problem crazy how many people walk among us with no self awareness lmao
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The bad news was she was probably telling him stopppppppp when he dirty macked you before yall broke up the good news is she’ll probly do that to him too ctfu
Broke up with my ex of 2 years about 2 months ago and she’s already moving on with a new guy. What a waste of 2 fucking years.
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Looked up something unrelated and this popped up lmfao buddy wipe them old tweets por favor
We may need to get a little whiter so we can sneak in undetected
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"my legs don't work like they used to" yeah alright 😭😭😭😭😭
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im gonna believe this is about Cameron Winter
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