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I didn’t know Zohran had weather controlling superpowers
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NYT reports that WFP, MoveOn and Indivisible are behind Van Hollen and threatening to primary any Senate Dems up for reelection next year who continue backing Schumer: nytimes.com/2026/11/12/us/po…
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In this election, Americans called on us to unrig an economy rigged against working people & fueled by political corruption. To deliver, we need new leadership. This isn't about any one person – it’s about answering that call. That's why I’m running for Senate Majority Leader.
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MVPete 👏
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Imagine getting bitched at and you gotta give the guy a medal for PR purposes
🎖️ Pete Hegseth awards the soldier who reprimanded his entourage at Tomb. tmz.me/4sT5uP6
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Had a great meeting this morning with Representative-elect @claireforny (D-NY), a union organizer and leader in the fight to hold Amazon accountable. If both the House and Senate had prioritized workers and passed the Faster Labor Contracts Act, Amazon Teamsters in New York would already have a contract today. The FLCA must be passed by both chambers in the new Congress!
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If you’re in bed, stay in bed
Everyone get into bed and get under the covers and remain there until further notice
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The Venezuelan "democratic" opposition backing a party that glorifies Spain's 20th-century fascist dictatorship and is aligned with every illiberal and authoritarian force in the Western world. It's honestly impossible not to feel even more disgusted by these people. The truth is, I don't go after Venezuelans nearly enough 😂😂
Esperamos que el cambio que se avecina en Venezuela también sea posible este 29 de Noviembre en España. Gracias por tu apoyo, @MariaCorinaYA.
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A humpback whale has been spotted in the Hudson River for the first time in six years.
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Jensen Huang is facing more consequences for going on brunch dates with some middle aged white lady and a respectable Asian businesswoman than our politicians did for going on Epstein island.
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Very few Epstein listers has ever gotten this treatment wtf
JENSEN HUANG AGREES TO TESTIFY BEFORE CONGRESS BEFORE THANKSGIVING - CNBC
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Sorry brotha we’re full
Chicago is incredibly underrated
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UPDATE: Bobby Pulido won the Latin Grammy for best Tejano album "I'm retiring from music, and I leave filled with gratitute, so much love," Pulido said in his acceptance speech "We have to get to work to use our voice for something else," he added
A scoop in today's @washingtonsun Stakeout: Bobby Pulido missed this morning's House freshman class photo because he had to head to Las Vegas Why? The Latin Grammy Award ceremony is this evening — and Pulido's nominated washingtonsun.com/the-stakeo…
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He was too powerful to stay CEO. AIPAC and Anthropic called the hit.
Seeing a lot of posts wondering "how could this happen, Jensen was supposed to be the clean cut, honest adult in the room." Meanwhile I'm remembering the 2019 Nvidia intern party at his house where he got hammered and said some of the craziest shit I've ever heard a F500 CEO say
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I stand with Jensen Huang
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“In Mary's womb, God became flesh; in Joseph's workshop, He became working class.”
Replying to @Orthodoxyiscool
He is Pedro Casaldáliga, one of the leading bishops of Liberation Theology. He wrote: “In Mary's womb, God became flesh; in Joseph's workshop, He became working class.”
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THANK YOU, MISSISSIPPI! This victory belongs to all of us and I am honored to be your new senator-elect.
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Happy birthday, @cairosantos19! 🎉
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I'm going to take a nap zzzzZzzz
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you gotta stay trolling bro dont focus on no girls just stay trolling
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