fern • 22 • they/any • queer • system • ♿️ • priv: @featherlessfern • this is my personal acct ko-fi link on strawpage!

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Joined February 2023
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this is probably gonna piss someone off but a friend just reblogged this on tumblr and like. standing ovation, encore, etc, esp that last paragraph in the second image
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thinking abt when one of my mock trial teammates told me i made really intense and scary eye contact in court and that was how i found out "eye contact" doesn't always mean "looking directly into their eyes"
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she was legitimately trying to praise my intimidation tactics because, according to her, it was harder to be tricky with her wording while i was staring into her soul. which makes it so much funnier that this was smth i was just doing in my normal daily life
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what i think i dislike most about sys spaces is that they tend to either be like "this is ruining my life and there's no hope for me" or "this is the best thing ever and never has any drawbacks" and neither work out well when you're a "been getting really into yogurt lately" sys
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but it's really awkward for me because like 95% of the time my DID is a very boring footnote in my life. to me it's the same as being 5'7. so these spaces are really awkward and weird for me because i'm not the target audience. but i'd still enjoy having a system-only space
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it just feels like my options are Going To The Club or Attending An Alcoholics Anonymous Meeting and i can understand why people would want to be at either of those places but personally i want to be at the library. does this make sense.
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taking courses with freshmen in them is so funny because they’re all 18 and 19 and will assume you’re also 18 or 19 and then get REALLY surprised when you’re just. in your early 20s.
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“you’re almost 23????” that’s a normal age to be in college idk what to tell you
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fern || ☕️ in strawpage! retweeted
How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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once had a friend who INSISTED they were "industry ready" but refused to learn industry-grade programs because they were genuinely convinced they could just animate everything themself. on firealpaca.
The major issue a lot of first year animation students and people who refuse to learn have is they never consider that all animation is a team effort. If you wanna be the next big creator who'll singlehandedly change the industry: Stop it. Get over yourself.
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if systems wanted to stop getting fakeclaimed they'd have more believable alters. it's always shit like angels but a real alter would just be a normal animal, like a gorilla. and he'd be from somewhere close, like the moon. and he'd protect his alters ofc, maybe with a shield do-
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fern || ☕️ in strawpage! retweeted
Parents will instill this fear into you and then constantly ask you "what's wrong" or "you know you can talk to me"
When you have a constant fear of being in trouble and you have to talk to someone
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this is did erasure /j
autism - lolcow gene adhd - omg you people can't do anything ocd - i don't know what ego-dystonic means, but you're definitely a pedophile
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fern || ☕️ in strawpage! retweeted
autism be damned I can sure do dishes. floors wet. I'm wet. ceilings wet. but fuck if those dishes aren't CLEAN
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opened the ultrakill enemies tiermaker to make a smash or pass list and you'll never believe what i found already there waiting for me
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everyone suggesting levels with parkour before the fight bc they know harmless won't make it any easier for me
gonna do this again what bosses do you guys wanna see
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gonna do this again what bosses do you guys wanna see
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i wanna do gabe act 2 bc it's been way too long since i fought him last and i actually love that fight. but other than that. idk maybe fraud would be fun.
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