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poet/milf in theory ⋆ ig: uhlains ⋆ v: alainuh ⋆ csha: $uhhhlaina

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Joined May 2015
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I will not let the fact that I’m shadowbanned to hell & that it’s not even noon yet stop me from posting one of the first and probably only bikini pics I’ll have gotten all summer ⛱️🧴🤸🏾
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i will be under your tree tonight oomf (threat btw)
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ever since i was a little girl i knew too much
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Looking ahead with curiosity, joy and Excitement instead of mistrust and fear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My possibilities are endless!!!!!!!
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merry christmas i hate all men
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Subtweeting people who don’t even have a twitter
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Abstaining from being in any kind of “situation” in 2026
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slut shaming is dead. i respect whores more than i respect the president of the united states
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one more christmas cookie away from enlightenment
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Ginger ale got every health benefit of medical marijuana
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taking this 2026 re-brand very serious btw
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i will get a grip very soon
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i managed to accidentally get stranded in a place i’ve never been and make friends that saved me for the second time in my life…. two nickels weird etc etc
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yap is a gift cause if i stfu i wouldn’t be able to trigger the sleeper angels in the world around me
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in chicago w $5 wine and just remembered that i have a twitter acc
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i luv it here which is so sinful of me to say as a new yorker….. ur pizza is fucked up but i love it here
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I kind of don’t feel like a real person sometimes
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the world is so terrible but still. there is strange cute little cats in my phone :) so there is still joy to be found
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