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Father,Music, Books, Sport, Comedy, Films. Dual passport.Bin day is Friday.

Melbourne
Joined October 2015
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Have now done two ( cheap Sunday) Sunday morning cinema visits with my daughter , thinking ' what a lovely thing to do together on a bright Sunday morning... The films? Backrooms and Primetime😬😮📽 Now blankly staring down at my shoes on the tram
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I love this sort of shit
In the book I wrote about the complicated geography of NE football allegiances, so here’s my attempt to map it out as if Tyne and Wear were in the Balkans. Views welcome from both sides! The watershed of the two rivers is a key faultline for both accents - the way you say “beetroot” reveals all - and club loyalties.
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10/10 Iced Chocolate
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Simon Grayson's mum : what would you like to do for your birthday, our Simon? SG : I dunno...maybe just the Leeds lads round for tea ...but David Batty has to wear a child's novelty hat ..... SGM: ok, I'll ring their mums #LUFC
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FFS just seen that Kajagoogoo tickets are £60 each but I’ve only got £58.
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Take it from the font size its not Rumplestiltskin or Peter Rhoades Brown then
🚨Legal: 'You can't name him.' Editor: 'Fine. Hand me the thickest red marker you have and step back.'😂😂
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Melbourne Cup - public holiday for the first of the County Hurdle trials 😜🏇🏆#racing #MelbourneCup2026 Winners 0 Male sockless wonders - too many Women falling through a bush 2 Different hemispheres, similar numbers
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Camilla catching up on events on Day 5 in Cape Town before enquiring as to when the Essex fixture list comes out for 2027 🫵👀🏏👸 #SAvAUS #cricket
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For what was essentially a dead rubber , I've never seen a contest in any World Cup in any sport as intense - incredible stuff, incredible game and atmosphere from both Tonga and Samoa 🔥🏉🇹🇴🇼🇸🌍 #rlwc
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The thought of chopping an onion to kick-start the 'cooking something nice' process has become the 'getting out of bed in the week' of life - I want an Onion Snooze button 🔪
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Totally enjoying the Aussie collapse on day five and then realising England play them away next #SAvAUS #cricket
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The Melburnian music scene's response to Grace Jones's foray into reggae, R&B, funk and dub in 1981
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i always forget if bisexual is sex twice a week or sex every two weeks
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Went to see The Devils Director's Cut - vaguely knew it was controversial and er....wow - I can see why the original scene was cut - glad I didn't watch it with my Mum and Dad You don't have to have seen Dogtanian first but it may help with context on Richelieu
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Free morning session from Kayo 💚
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Torrential rain at Padel , so have offered to do a Cliff Richard medley while everyone waits. No takers.
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Had heard of Edith Cavell but didn't know the story until in a podcast rabbit hole this week and although English and based in wartime Belgium , transpires one of two statues on the world is up the road from me in Melbourne 🤍👩‍⚕️🩺🔎🪖
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i want know what it’s like to feel the confidence and spatial awareness of a middle aged woman in melbourne
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