sol

hoes on my dick cuz i smell like their father

"imo you are clear for landing, lol"

starting every communication with "imo" and ending it with "lol" like i'm a radio operator and those are procedure words

every time i drink my own blood i'm amazed that it tastes so much better than anyone else's

i make excellent tweets because i eat so much beef liver the excess iron in my blood interacts with my phone's electromagnetic field

i have invented a handy mnemonic: "blood in your stool, don't worry you're cool; blood in your piss, see a doctor about this"

imagine living somewhere you will literally die the first night from a tiny insect bite unless all your blood cells have funny shapes

formless spirit in ethereal realm arguing YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT -- he's an infant screaming covered in blood birthed unto this earth

nonexistent man who taunts police by leaving several vials of blood, semen sample, lock of hair, plaster imprints of bite and shoeprint

the "electronic music over pics of anime girls using computers or in cities at night" section of youtube

driving across state lines to buy cartons of cigs then driving back to flip them is exactly like runescape

please don't say "market penetration" i will get too distracted

guy who mysteriously needs to take two morning shits

not going out of your way to save 10c/gal on gas is self-care

at the point where if i see a study that contradicts my priors then the study is wrong

bro that's not funny i had friends in the donner party

the majestic crane camel

classic image which should be stored in a vault under antarctica or on mars or sent on a probe out of the solar system

a lot of ppl have been asking for my routine, what i do, how i produce tweets, so i've decided to share my day-to-day schedule with you all