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Eoin Clarke is a cunt when he wakes up.
Eoin Clarke is a cunt when he talks.
Eoin Clarke is a cunt when he tweets.
Eoin Clarke is a cunt when he sleeps.
Eoin Clarke is a cunt.
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Replying to @dave43law
Dear Dave, you’ve spent years tearing into Tory and Reform voters - slagging off their policies and pushing falsehoods to get Labour into office.
Now you’re waking up to the reality of what you’ve done, you what sympathy.
Sorry Dave - my give a fuck fairy’s dead.
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Replying to @dartsnewsstats
Pretty shocking considering he used to be Governor of the Bank of England.
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Replying to @RachelReevesMP
Seriously you are fucked.
Go back to being an astronaut, or whatever you have on your Jackanory cv.
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Replying to @markofagenius @Dazza007uk
How do you know?
What’s the difference?
You’ve never actually worked a day in your life. Never created wealth or generated a profit. Not really. You’re a cost and always have been.
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Rachel Reeves used £10,000 of taxpayers' money to pay for second home council tax bill express.co.uk/news/politics/…
Replying to @NormanBrennan
I can understand the hubby getting a knighthood after all waking up with that every morning must be brave
Replying to @DawnButlerBrent
Are you totally fucking stupid? I’d rather save my money for my gas and electric bills than give one penny to another pet project of someone who hates white people and everything we stand for. My husband and I are at least £300 worse off this winter, and you have the audacity to get your begging bowl out? The crowdfunding campaign doesn’t even tell us why he was detained, and then subsequently jailed! I bet you wouldn’t be campaigning for a white boy, would you Dawnie?Fuck off, you racist parasite.
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A minister called Steve Reed
Is less fun than a brain with a bleed
Wants the farmers to sell
So his Labour cartel
Can give immigrants more places to breed.
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Replying to @JasonManford
Apologies it was phone sex with a fan five weeks before you got married.
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Today, on ‘World Lefty Sanctimonious Media Commentator Meltdown Day’, I shall be mainly scrolling through the internet and chuckling.
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My thoughts and prayers are with David Tennant at this very difficult time.
ANNOUNCED: @KemiBadenoch has been elected Leader of the Conservative Party
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Replying to @queenvictoryy
Why is it so difficult for people to grasp that if the criminal shitbag had listened, then he’d be alive!
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Nadia is dumber than a shoe, a disgraceful traitor to women and gay people, and will be remembered only for her part in the mutilation of thousands of gender nonconforming children.
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You’ve confused the word ‘troublemaker’ with ‘nobhead’. 👍
Superb evening at the Duke of York Theatre last night for @JonathanPieNews limited west end run– Pie on top form as always ! Bumped into fellow troublemaker @GaryLineker on the way in too . . . Tickets at jonathanpie.com


























