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A dad in Katy TX. 75K miles on FSD, Tesla drives better than me. Long $TSLA, short woke. Elon, Israel, Trump, Europe losing its mind, with jokes

Katy, TX
Joined June 2009
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75K miles on FSD and my whole portfolio is $TSLA and $SPCX. Texas dad posting Elon wins and roasting the politicians who earned it. Pull up a chair 🍿
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elon wants to catch the booster AND the ship next flight. other rockets still treating their stages like disposable razors 😂🚀 xitter.gq/elonmusk/status/211873…
SpaceX will attempt to catch both the Super Heavy booster and Starship on the upcoming flight. If both are successful, it will mark the first time that all parts of an orbital rocket return to Earth intact. This is the critical breakthrough needed to make life multiplanetary.
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Elon sitting down with Ron Baron today. Bro catches rockets with chopsticks and still finds time to make Ron richer before lunch 🔥
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suddenly my $58k cybertruck order looks a lot smarter. thanks elon 😂 xitter.gq/elonmusk/status/211859…
Tesla will be winding down production of the Cybertruck at Gigafactory Texas around the middle of next year to make room for increased Cybercab production
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Premarket at 7:41 CT: MU +7.4%, AMD +7.6%, NVDA +4.3%, TSLA +2%, SPCX +5.2%. Jobs: 165K vs 59K expected. Yesterday everyone wanted out. Today they want their seat back 😂 Still backing Elon 🚀
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Europe has so many negotiating formats (E3, E5, Coalition of the Willing) that it can't agree on who calls Putin. Abu Dhabi talks next week will have zero Europeans in the room. Hard to get a seat when ur still fighting over who sits first 📞
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Day recap 🧵 Thursday's damage report. SpaceX is targeting Friday the 13th for Starship Flight 15. A NASA panelist says 22 refuel flights to reach the Moon, Elon says 6 to 8. Betting against Elon on Friday the 13th is a hell of a hobby 🚀
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Tehran says it'll only talk nukes after the US pays war damages and drops sanctions. Cute. Meanwhile Vance blames the Iran war for the midterms and Trump says he'd do it again. I'm riding with the guy who won't let that regime get a bomb, not the one doing damage control 🤷
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Israel's opposition got 67 endorsements for Eisenkot and Herzog still needs till Sunday, because the bloc mostly agrees on hating Bibi. Golan and Lapid in one coalition is gonna be a hell of a group chat. If ur still here laughing at this mess, u belong with us. Night ☕
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my daughter and i support elon musk. she’s got the shirt, i’ve got the car 😂❤️ @TheCaptainEli @elonmusk
🤖 Made with AI
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whole market is bleeding and $APP just ripped +31%. ad tech didnt get the midterm memo
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Very happy to see $APP up +32% today, unfortunately everything else in this market is a flaming pile of shit. Considering that $APP just grew revenues by +55% YoY and earnings by 68% YoY... I asked Claude which other companies in the $QQQ (ie Nasdaq-100) are also growing this fast... here's the list: $NVDA $AVGO $PLTR $SNDK $MU $STX $TER $ALAB ...which means $APP is the only non-AI stock in the Nasdaq-100 that is growing revs and earnings at these levels... if you included their 84% ebitda margins they are literally 1-of-1 With that said, it's not fair that $APP is still trading at a ~33% discount to the Nasdaq-100 P/E multiple... especially after management continues to say they will keep compounding revenues at ~30% per year for many years to come... as ecommerce (ie consumer) starts to move the needle and then they potentially move into CTV which Adam keeps mentioning but no clear strategy or product yet. $APP deserves to trade at ~24x NTM EPS which puts fair value at ~$500 per share which means the stock is still ~40% undervalued
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stocks bleeding red, democrats winning races, and for some reason i just feel like listening to this song today 🎶
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hillary wants elon on the stand after a pardon. the woman who deleted 30k emails suddenly loves oversight
Hillary Clinton says Elon Musk should called to testify before Congress "So let them pardon Elon, and then let's call him in and figure out what he has to say" This is rich coming from Hillary regarding everything she's done Also, where was this energy for demanding accountability when Fauci faced questions?
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wall street treating elon like he personally lost the midterms. hes still shipping robots while they panic sell $TSLA
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*TESLA SHARES EXTEND DECLINE TO 10%, SPACEX SHARES FALL 7.5%
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proof of citizenship to vote is still somehow controversial in 2026. pass the SAVE act already
We need the SAVE America Act. We needed to pass it months ago. That need isn’t going away.
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just caught a cybercab cruising I-10 in houston. paying the $1 toll like the rest of us 😂 elon got the future out on the katy freeway already
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Thanks democrats just bought some leaps $SPCX
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the drone ships are literally named after culture ships. this man has been building the banks future one landing at a time
Banks arguably has the best vision for the future
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