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I'm just a boy, standing in front of The Internet, asking it to love me. https://xitter.gq/t.co/jQVQaSKMqA…

Los Angeles, CA
Joined October 2008
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We’re $75 away from reaching 25% of our fundraising goal on LIKE/SUBSCRIBE! Help support indie film and bring this story to life: seedandspark.com/fund/like-s…
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Goblin adventurer whose catchphrase is “no goblemo”
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Danny DeVito is live tweeting the new animated show he’s in but did not announce it as such and isn’t threading any of his tweet so he looks like he’s becoming unhinged out of context
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The Buffalo shooter: “White birth rates must change…people must achieve a birth rate…that is about 2.06 births per woman.” SCOTUS: “the domestic supply of infants relinquished at birth or within the first month of life…had become virtually nonexistent.”
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Horror is educational, part 2. #TheLastDriveIn #FeastofBeltane #HowDoesHeKnowAllThis?
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An underrated exchange in Wayne’s World that always makes me laugh. RIP Mike Hagerty.
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#TheLastDriveIn w/ @therealjoebob returns on Friday, April 29 🍻
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Can’t wait for “LIVED, LAUGHED, LOVED” to start showing up on headstones
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Biden Administration Considering Pivot To Good Presidency bit.ly/3gqcZc2
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the short answer to this question
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Look what’s going out this week…Finally!!!!!!!!!! 🤠❤️❤️ #IronMutants
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Now is the time for indie filmmakers to make their movie. It has never been easier for indies to compete with the major leagues. We released TWO films during the pandemic and SO many people saw and supported them, even when we were literally up against JAMES BOND. Go make movies!
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This is what stand up is like for the first 10 years
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Actors acting stand-up is the worst because it's like showing someone playing an instrument, but the instrument is themselves. You can't just do a close up of a better person's hands while you hear the joke.
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Movies are not required to be moral.
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On any given day in December, my mood vacillates between simply~having~a~wonderful~Christmastime and SO THIS IS CHRISTMAS AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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The faces of every exec I’ve ever pitched to regardless if it was going well or not:
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