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veggie gyoza
@fitzg00d
But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean
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veggie gyoza
@fitzg00d
1 Sep 2024
The name “iPhone” is kind of a flop
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veggie gyoza
@fitzg00d
11 Aug 2024
Cookie acceptance
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veggie gyoza
@fitzg00d
12 Jul 2024
I need to ask a group of people to meet me at the fire pit please
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veggie gyoza
@fitzg00d
8 Jul 2024
Kars 4 kids band at SXSW
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veggie gyoza
@fitzg00d
23 Apr 2024
Would totally butcher landing a plane
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veggie gyoza
@fitzg00d
8 Apr 2024
🪻
14%
Solar eclipse
86%
A plump juicy blackberry
7 votes • Final results
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veggie gyoza
@fitzg00d
28 Feb 2024
Low-moisture mozzarella 😋😋😋
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veggie gyoza
@fitzg00d
22 Feb 2024
Replying to
@netflix
@netflix
how dare you
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veggie gyoza
@fitzg00d
19 Jan 2024
@Danny_Mac4
hey cutie! ❤️
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veggie gyoza
@fitzg00d
16 Jan 2024
Medium is the perfect size for a drink
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veggie gyoza
@fitzg00d
12 Jan 2024
Need to be on a remote controlled longboard asap
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veggie gyoza
@fitzg00d
7 Dec 2023
Would not recognize a goo goo doll if he ran me over
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veggie gyoza
@fitzg00d
30 Nov 2023
Setting up ur laptop and plugging things in and digging through bag at coffee shop is humiliating energy
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veggie gyoza
@fitzg00d
21 Nov 2023
Drops of Jupiter is a Christmas song
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veggie gyoza
@fitzg00d
19 Nov 2023
Thanksgiving is 1 week long
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veggie gyoza
@fitzg00d
31 Oct 2023
Apologizing to the AI chatbot
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veggie gyoza
@fitzg00d
5 Oct 2023
huffy
@sulkingtime
5 Oct 2023
search drinks in camera roll a perfect spread
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veggie gyoza
@fitzg00d
28 Sep 2023
I think texting is awesome
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veggie gyoza
@fitzg00d
11 Jul 2023
What a performance! Proud of you son
#HRDerby
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veggie gyoza
@fitzg00d
6 Jul 2023
Liked tweets are tomorrow’s happiness
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