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@flarnskt

Former Ex Oompa Loompa 馃嚚馃嚘

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Joined May 2026
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I feel like he targeted me specifically to rage bait
唳斷В Daniel Rebranded (@daneMania) profile picture唳斷В Daniel Rebranded@daneManiaNov 10
i know this is a dumb answer but you could probably just do 2 pushups per hour for 8 hours and you would make enough to live by that鈥檚 enough for me
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I got vaccinated today so just warning you I might be more autistic tomorrow
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Why are you all so horny tonight what is happening
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Imagine being a Jets fan tonight on Hellebuyck ducking your team night and also 90's night. Yelling profanities at your former player and singing along to I Want It That Way. What a time.
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VIGGO.... (!)
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I think if we rode through the whole desert together I would give the horse a fucking name
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And further I don鈥檛 think most fans have thought about how sure you should have to be in certain situations. Just that runners getting thrown out -> bad. How sure do you have to be to send a runner from 3rd with 2 outs? If you say > 65% your opinion need not be taken seriously.
Chris (@GoldyKnocks) profile pictureChris@GoldyKnocks15h
Replying to @laxfried
Fans never notice when a third base coach makes a good decision they only notice the bad ones, so every fanbase just assumes their third base coach is terrible
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Everyone is tuning into Nico Daws playing his old team right? We all had that circled on our calendars?
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When I was a teenager I decided that I was going to refer to Aaron Boone as Boonie, Bret Boone as Booner, and Bob Boone as Boonskie RIP Boonskie
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If I had a clever tweet this is where I would post it
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Bob Boone, RIP. Boone was a smart, tough true pro who once held the record for catching 2,225 games over his 19-year career. Father of ex-players Aaron (the Yankees manager), Bret and Matt. Boone, whose dad Ray also was an MLB All-Star, was 78.
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That one oomf who likes your tweets so you dont feel alone
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I'm guaranteeing a goal here
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Called it
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Great call refs, you're doing great
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And how exactly is that not a penalty shot
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Hmmm he got the skate but was the puck by him already?
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Hey maybe don't do that!
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