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The Netherlands
Joined March 2020
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Dating a man you met on Twitter is always a risk but if you must do it you have to ensure that they average about 3 likes per tweet
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Expecting a Manchester United fan to be productive on a Monday morning after what we went through the weekend is a human rights violation.
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dutch culture is actually just some bullshit bc what is this actually
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The Nobel Peace Prize has been awarded to Navi Pillay, a South African human rights lawyer, for her efforts to promote peace and international law. ft.trib.al/S2Eh0ve
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The next attack on Europe may be designed to fool you. Here’s how to spot it :
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🇿🇦🏆 CHAMPIONS! CHAMPIONS! CHAMPIONS! South Africa have been crowned COSAFA Champions 2026! 🏆🔥 What a moment for the nation! Congratulations to the team on an outstanding achievement. The trophy is coming home! 🇿🇦🙌 #COSAFA2026 #BafanaBafana #Champions #GovZAUpdates
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Senhor dos Anéis é disparado a melhor trilogia já feita e isso nem deveria ser discutível
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Good morning☕
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Playing video games was associated with a decreased risk of dementia and better cognitive function and brain structure in a study of ~500k people.
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Nigerians have brought the FBI to South Africa 😫
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🇿🇦🇺🇸 South Africa put 6 men on a plane to the U.S. over romance scams that police say drained more than $6.2M from over 100 women. They are Nigerian nationals, arrested in 2021 and tied by the Hawks to Black Axe. They left Cape Town in FBI and Secret Service custody on wire fraud and money laundering charges. Pensioners and businesspeople are on the victim list. 5 years in a South African cell, and now in an American courtroom. Writer: Lucas
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first look at 'The Hobbit' Funko Pops that will be going live tomorrow at 9AM PT! Which ones are you planning to get? #TheHobbit #Thorin #Bilbo #Smaug
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I AM GIVING AWAY 10 KEYS for Bodycam Game The hyper realistic multiplayer FPS with a body camera view Just Like, RT, Follow, and Reply to enter. Good Luck
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Steam support always goes above and beyond 💙
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BREAKING: The Netherlands officially withdraws from Eurovision 2027 over Israel’s participation.
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Manchester United are back ruining my weekends 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
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The Netherlands disapproves of the latest sanctions against officials and staff of the International Criminal Court. International courts and tribunals must be able to freely carry out their mandates. 1/2
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