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Just here for a good time, not a long time ~ My personal diary

Joined January 2022
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My pussy so hairy rn I been working hard as shit😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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“I never see you stressed about uni” Me at the worst moments of the semester:
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every distance is walkable if you’ve lost your will to live
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Love bombing this nigga right back. We been picking out houses today.
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Aging is a blessing, she’s so beautiful.
Gina Torres in 2005 vs. 2026 👑✨
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the “I Voted” sticker stays ON during sex
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ppl be mad asf when ur parents still give a fuck about you past 18 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Scythe🇯🇲 retweeted
I’m quite oblivious to when a man likes me unless they explicitly say so, complimenting me normally, being curious about me or being really nice to me will not set off any alarms in my head son lmaoooo
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Me, a democrat from Jamaica 🤣🤣🤣
Me commenting on the US midterm elections from Norway
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Hila Klein has officially filed for divorce from her husband of 14 years, Ethan Klein, after she allegedly caught him cheating.
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I still can’t believe this.
Replying to @qrince_
“Hurricane Melissa”
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Why do you think government subsidies exist in the first place? Because people be poor…. my gosh atp this is not being out of touch, unuh just hate poor ppl lol I refuse to believe ppl can be this oblivious to real life. REFUSE
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im so glad black ppl make music man
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If i have a child i dont know what im going to do. They cant be around yall and yalls delinquent bastards. No way.
Id rather my child be a bully than get bullied every week at school 🤷‍♂️
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Scythe🇯🇲 retweeted
ITS BEEN HALF A DECADE????!!??
5 years ago today, PinkPantheress & Ice Spice released the legendary “Boy’s a liar Pt. 2”
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“diseases can’t have sounds” COVID-19 af asf as fuck:
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How you have to move as a woman if you don’t wanna die
If you’re a woman with thoughts and feelings and dreams they kill you
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Scythe🇯🇲 retweeted
I’m as single as a nigga with a whole bitch living with him.
im as single as a nigga with a baby otw and a gf
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“Literally”🍒
I’m as single as a nigga with a whole bitch living with him.
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